Now, really, doesn’t this explain everything?
I love it when Daleks get pissy. “All you do is pro-cras-tin-ate! Pro-cras-tin-ate!”
Category Archives: Science
this man has ten inches, huge stones
This aught to be good for hits: welcome, pervs!
via Fark. Seriously, this man has ten inches, huge stones, and they’re worth a helluva lot of money. Check them out:
You would have to admit, looking at them, that those are some seriously impressive rocks.
And much easier to make into decorative accessories, don’t you think?
According to this report, there are ten inches and 581 carats of emerald there, not exactly gem quality (note the chartreuse colour, rather than…uh…emerald green) but it would still make a pretty nifty museum exhibit.
Not to mention it would make the world’s prettiest and most expensive wind chimes, should he care to sliver some slices off.
I shall leave you with this image, from the article.
“I had a fit,” the ever-energetic Hill said Thursday. “I about hyperventilated.”
After Hill cleaned up … and his staff took photos of him holding it, he laid it in a box filled with cotton batting and called his marketing consultants.
Who probably spent too much time working up a press release and not nearly enough asking bloggers to come up with dirty headlines!
cybermen vs daleks
What’s that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?
Short answer: YES
Long answer: But it won’t allow embedding, so fuckit. Here’s another video:
Does that woman ever close her mouth? I mean, seriously, ever?
pepe the prawn on the latest dvd offerings
Prawn, Squid, what’s the diff, when it come down to the cool factor?
travel fun with Austin Powers
Oops, I mean Mardin Azad Amin. Who can tell them apart, 
at least from a certain angle? From NBC via BoingBoing:
Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O’Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage. So Amin, 29, handled the delicate situation this way: He told security the object was a bomb, Cook County prosecutors said. The security guard then asked Amin to repeat what he’d said to a supervisor. This time, Amin was chuckling as he spoke, prosecutors said. In fact, Amin was trying to disguise the fact that the black object — resembling a grenade — was a component for a penis pump. …
What can we tell about Amin from this reading comprehension exercise, boys and girls?
That he’s hung like a hamster and none too bright. They are gonna love him in The Big House.
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