Oooh, I think I need one of these, to go with my “Old Spice Girl” tee. Ladies and gentlemen (confused gentlemen only, please; no Moobers and Proud allowed!) Defamer presents your long-awaited CafePress Officer SugarTits wear for summer. Thongs available as well, but alas, no “Officer SugarTwat” insignia. Damn narrow, literal-minded cops!
For lo, we are an equal-opportunity gonad-make-funner here on the raincoaster blog.
Ya just can’t get a better headline than that one, eh? So I stole it wholesale from Gawker, who did this report pointing to a New York Observer piece on a cosmetic …penologist? who works his sexy magic with whatever bits of Alastair Cooke he can get on the black market out behind Dino’s.
In the name of enlargement, he’s prepared to sever its ligaments, yank it further out of your groin, inject it with fat, and wrap it an am empowering sheath of dead flesh. Not girthy enough? Fear not:
Right now, there are two methods of adding girth to a penis: injecting fat, or wrapping the penis in layers of cadaver skin.
Both have drawbacks, in that the body would like to absorb both fat and skin. Even corpse skin.
So in a way, your significant other gets to engage in a threesome that’s (at least) one-third necrophillic.
Cue the Lovecraft…ah, that’s how he got the name. I gets it now.
Well, it might not be Heather herself; it might not even be any Heather per se.
But this woman had better get a discount on tampons.
There have to be some consolations for going through life with two hoo-haws.
I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy.
You’d think I could have saved one of them for marriage.
From Esquire, (via Gawker) who really know how to give men what they want. So much for those gay rumours!
Yet another image censored by Photobucket. Just scroll below it to see the image, from a University plaza.
Check that woman’s expression; you’d swear that thing just dropped out of space. Hmmmm, come to think of it, what exactly is she sitting on?
From Hogwild‘s photoroundup of crazy statues, via Fark.
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