Whichever one of you came here through a search for “why michael j. fox pleasures his fans,” you need to talk to me, baby.
What did you hear, when did you hear it, who has he pleasured, and, most importantly, how is he?
< tastelessness > some of us have been looking for a way to combine the perfect man and the perfect vibrator for a very long time < / endtastelessness >
This one’s a real eye-ripper, straight from the folks at Fishbowl NY. Blame them, although I think the titles are straight outta CondeNasty.
My cousin sent me this, and I probably shouldn’t post it here, as I’ll get in trouble, but what the heck, it’s for a good cause.
Here’s your nekkid fireman poster! You know you want it bad, and that’s good!
…unless Gramma is very kinky indeed.
Stole this from Gridskipper and it just now occurs to me that I may know one or three or four of the management here. I ask you, is anybody as socially connected as me? For such a prude, I really do have some damn useful perv connections. Oh, and if anyone needs a discreet orgy photographer, the one I know is always looking for new clients.
The daycare center is the first of its kind in North America. Clients can play good baby, bad baby, big brother, big sister, little sister, little brother, as well as the enfant qui fait pipi ou caca dans ses culottes.
And what happens if you play l’enfant qui fait pipi ou caca dans ses culottes? Let’s go to the FAQ, shall we?
Peut-on faire caca dans sa couche ?
Certains accompagnateurs l’acceptent alors que d’autres ne le supportent pas. Si cette activité est importante pour vous, assurez-vous d’en avoir parlé d’abord avec votre accompagnateur.
Here, straight from Japanprobe, we have Sentimental Journey, a tasty wad of fresh, chewy video from Nagi Noda, who also claims responsibility for the demented poodle exercise video we posted earlier, because we must have been drunk or something. In fairness, this is quite an achievement; with a cast just slightly smaller than that of Cecil B. DeMille’s Cleopatra, Noda manages to outdo George Lucas in the special effects field without, you know, using any special effects. I have only one question:
Why does that woman walk like she just peed herself?
And here, also from Japanprobe, is what Japan thinks happens when Japanese women marry Westerners. Gee, thanks, I always wondered where Danny DeVito came from.
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