Zach Braff makes YouTube his bitch

75,000 hits in 48 hours. Not too scruffy, melad.

raincoaster is not a particular fan, but she knows a bandwagon when she sees it and will proudly jump, if it'll pimp the hits. Although Clay and Michael are donating a significant (and Beautiful Agony-dusting) helping hand today, posting Zach Braff's inaugural YouTube video before getting back to searching for old Banana Splits footage can't hurt a bit.

Operation Global Media Domination: Dog Days

TIAOkay, so what did we learn from yesterday's Scooby adventures? That puppy posts fucking suck for hits.

To rectify the situation:

Clay Aiken and Michael Sandecki are, reports a source I never saw or heard of before, engaged and looking to get married in California before a ban goes into effect.

Does this have anything to do with dogs? Only 50/50 since Clay got that hawt makeover. Do I think it's true? Look, regardless of any and all sterling qualities that may be possessed by Michael Sandecki possibly including the ability to execute quarter-turns, after what Clay Aiken must have learned about fandom over the past few months Aiken would have to be wall-crawlingly, moon-howlingly, alien-talkingly and officially certifiably insane to even consider marrying one of his own fans.

And I speak as a fan.

Bollywood Beatles

Okay, look. Let's be honest. If the lead singer here were a white boy dancing like that he wouldn't get the girl; he'd get the tongue depressor forced between his teeth, a double dose of clonazepam, and the snazzy jacket with the extra-long sleeves that buckle in the back. Those backup boys can rock it out, it must be said. The lyrics are a bit messy, though, a little too brutally honest. "We also create false promises" eh?

From Boingboing:

In this youtube, a band identified as the "Indian Beatles" performs a totally rockin' version of "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" in Hindi…

Commenters on the YouTube page add more details. The song is "Tumse Hai Dil Ko" from the film "Jaanwar" — and this: "The camera work is exceptional, the singing great, and the fact that this was just 1 year after the Beatles' appearance on the Ed Sullivan show makes this work of adaptive plagiarism all the more impressive."

And the lyrics:

Look, no one knows yet
Look, no one knows yet
My heart loves you
My heart loves you

Look, no one knows yet
Look, no one knows yet
My heart loves you
My heart loves you

We meet because of destiny
We also create false promises
We meet because of destiny
we also create false promises

My heart loves you
My heart loves you
Look, no one knows yet
Look, no one knows yet
My heart loves you
My heart loves you

postcard from the edge…of reason

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