Octophant!

I so want one of these from the Great Pumpkin! Hipsters, keep your Vespas! I defy you, DEFY you to out-class me when I arrive on a howdah borne aloft on the back of one of these beautiful specimens of polymorphously perverted pachydermitude!

Octophant
Octophant

from FriendlyAtheist via Archie

Olympic Disappointment

With posters like this:

Olympic poster 1912

I think I can hardly be blamed for getting my hopes up. Naturally (inevitably) I was disappointed when, once again, the tentacled shot put failed to make it as even a mere exhibition sport.

I’d show him where to put it, that’s for sure!

My Favorite Bartender

I think people would be more Squid-positive if they could only visualize the huge productivity gains. THINK about it!

Oktapodi: a cephalopod love story

Oktapodi is a tender tale of tentacles and tenaciousness, of terror and tenderness, tragedy and triumph. Come along on this crazy rollercoaster of a love story and enjoy the sweet sensation of being a sucker for love.

stolen from TheWYSIWYGBlog

Why They Call Them “Loonies”

Cthulhu Tentacles for Sale!

Oh, man GROSS! I knew there was a reason I didn’t like pool noodles.