Don't blame Canada, blame American television!
Growing up I obviously couldn't decide which of these two to use as a role model and so used them both, ending up the mixed-up bitchfest of luv that I am today. No, seriously…do you know me? And does this not explain all?
No wonder I turned out like this:
Added on June 23, 2006, 08:57 AM
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Director:
Peter Avanzino
Producers:
Claudia Katz, Geraldine Symon
Producers:
David X. Cohen, Matt Groening, Richard Sakai
A Terrifying Message from Al Gore (01:23)
–> From the creators of Futurama comes a terrifying message from Al Gore. An Inconvenient Truth is now playing in theaters.
In light of the fates of the entire cast of Diff'rent Strokes, do you ever wonder what happens to other child stars? Like this one:
Ya, don't pretend like you don't remember that; it was the Una Paloma Blanco of its time.
this happened
Could be worse: at least he's not in Dubai with Michael Jackson.
Perhaps He would wear this spiffy Flying Spaghetti Monster Crocheted Hat. Self-referential, sure, but great for keeping the ol’ strands cosy and dry.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Hat
The Pope has a special hat. Rabbis have special hats. Rastafarians have special hats. Why not Pastafarians?
This hat is crocheted (I assume you could knit something similar). Unfortunately, I don’t how to write patterns — my grandma taught me how to crochet in a rather freeform manner (she also made the best spaghetti and meatballs, EVER – coincidence?). So here’s a very rough guide…
Now put on your hat and waggle your noodly appendages in His name — you’re warm, blessed, and look like a complete dork. AMEN.
I’m sure she meant to say RAmen.
Meanwhile, I think we can see in this video an unheralded, early sighting of FSM Himself. His vengence is terrible: I miss the Swedish Chef so much…
The 5 steps to bartending. I think this song is Italian, but I am unsure. Yes, I know the text is English. Smartass.
And here's a really good example of what not to do when you're tending bar. You're not in Cirque du Soleil, dammit; I only asked for a Jack Manhattan!
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