weird al is the shizznit

from Vicus

Not the greatest quality, but worth it for the lyrics

see also Tea Partay. Yo, yo, where my WASPs at?

Lyrics over the jump: Continue reading

Hitler sings reggae!

Der Bonker, by Walter Moers via Metafilter. Anybody gotta translation?

why the squid?

How many times have I been asked about my fascination with the Giant Squid (and spillover fascinations with the Colossal Squid, Giant Sharks, Octopus, Cthulhu, and, really, anything big and crawly or big and carnivorous in the ocean)?

I understand that there are those who do not get this. These poor, deprived people have mild, torpid souls like vast expanses of blancmange, studded here and there with a dollop of something white and fatty, but never a hint of danger, of spice…

Of Squid.

Why the squid? Here’s why.

Chad Vader, Night Shift Manager (Episode 3)

Let’s see how Darth‘s younger brother Chad is getting on, now that he’s been demoted to Night Shift Manager.

Mr T’s Stylin’ lessons!

80’s style straight up and unadulterated. Can you take it? I think you can.

What worries me is that I already DID take it, from everybody I knew in high school. They didn’t believe me that some day we’d mock their hair.