and yes, he and the horse are both nekkid. Here’s the poster: don’t say I never did nuthin’ for ya, but if this turns you on I think you need to seek some help pronto Tonto!


…unless Gramma is very kinky indeed.
Stole this from Gridskipper and it just now occurs to me that I may know one or three or four of the management here. I ask you, is anybody as socially connected as me? For such a prude, I really do have some damn useful perv connections. Oh, and if anyone needs a discreet orgy photographer, the one I know is always looking for new clients.
The daycare center is the first of its kind in North America. Clients can play good baby, bad baby, big brother, big sister, little sister, little brother, as well as the enfant qui fait pipi ou caca dans ses culottes.
And what happens if you play l’enfant qui fait pipi ou caca dans ses culottes? Let’s go to the FAQ, shall we?
Peut-on faire caca dans sa couche ?
Certains accompagnateurs l’acceptent alors que d’autres ne le supportent pas. Si cette activité est importante pour vous, assurez-vous d’en avoir parlé d’abord avec votre accompagnateur.
Here, straight from Japanprobe, we have Sentimental Journey, a tasty wad of fresh, chewy video from Nagi Noda, who also claims responsibility for the demented poodle exercise video we posted earlier, because we must have been drunk or something. In fairness, this is quite an achievement; with a cast just slightly smaller than that of Cecil B. DeMille’s Cleopatra, Noda manages to outdo George Lucas in the special effects field without, you know, using any special effects. I have only one question:
Why does that woman walk like she just peed herself?
And here, also from Japanprobe, is what Japan thinks happens when Japanese women marry Westerners. Gee, thanks, I always wondered where Danny DeVito came from.

It just doesn’t get any better than this, gentle readers. Syd Barrett, the officially insane and most talented member of Pink Floyd, plus Gimme Gimme Octopus, the bizarre 60’s Japanese children’s show (think HR Pufnstuf on about ten ounces of tequila).
Haven’t I told you, many a time, that everything on Earth, no matter how sordid, obscure, or meaningless, has a fansite?
Oh yes I did, and here is the proof: a fansite devoted entirely to the poetical expression of the attraction/repulsion principle as it relates to Oscar-winning director Martin Scorsese’s eyebrows.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we at the ol’ raincoaster blog are proud to present Nosebleed Ridge. via Defamer.
The Getaway
I scream in my sleep
Martin Scorsese’s eyebrows are chasing me
across LA
I carry a tired cardboard suitcase stuffed
full of my old writings
novels and screenplays
and scraps of ideas
jotted onto bar napkins
crowding away the
phone numbers
of lovers gotten
and forgotten
notes for unwritten books
spill as I run
Martin Scorsese’s eyebrows are chasing me
across LA
Discuss.