tackiest 9/11 tributes

It’s a toss-up between the WTC Memorial Luggage Tags and the slideshow by Italian Vogue which puts the Fash in Fascist. Both via Gawker.

Zulkey, in a roundup of the very worst 9/11 souvenirs (scrunchies???) nominates these luggage tags:

Because people especially need to be reminded at the airport about the World Trade Center.

WTC Luggage Tags. Oh yeah, what an upper!

But I think outdoing even that in the Tasteless scale is the Italian Vogue photofeature called State of Emergency echoing the infamous Abu Ghraib images, but replacing the unphotogenic tortured Iraquis with models in the latest from Gucci, D&G, and Versace. Thank you so very much for that. Even the normally unphasable Gawker choked on this one:

In a seamlessly perfect melding of 9/11 paranoia and Fashion Week zeitgeist, may we present this slideshow in Vogue Italia. Entitled “State of Emergency,” the Steven Meisel pictorial mostly features models getting harshly abused by uniformed security thugs. Each shot is more jaw-dropping than the last (be sure to note the nicely animated boot crushing the larynx of the lady in red). Scans may be viewed here if you can’t see the slideshow. Sure, there are a few pics of the models (now indoctrinated?) undergoing weapons training, but really. At least now you’ll know all the hottest couture for getting reamed across the hood of a police cruiser.

Those Italians, always joking around, eh?

dress Steve Jobs

Because he hasn’t made a “what to wear” decision since about 1985. Steve needs your help; will you turn him away in his hour of need?

Steve Jobs’s Wild Closet o’ Funk

Steve, what to wear, what to wear...

audition o’ the day: Mike Nesmith for the Monkees

Seriously, Davy is cute and all, but watch this and see for yourself why I love Mike Nesmith, and it’s not just for those Wite-Out millions.

you call that a bonus???

Babies and Children, buy one, get one free

One is reminded of the Okanagan winery of which Metro and Mistress Cowfish often speak, which has posted a sign reading, “all unaccompanied children will be given a free cappuccino and their own marmot.”

WordPress Avatar Awards

I nominate myself in the category of “Most Fascist Avatar.”

raincoaster’s avatar is, in a sense, not unique, yet in another sense it is utterly unique Why? Because the Department of Homeland Security, Total Information Awareness Unit which originated the avatar almost immediately foreswore it once the blowback hit. It may be the most Masonic, New World Orderish, Aleistar Crowleyian logo the world has ever seen, and raincoaster doubts very much if the US government would dispute her use of this image, for fear of having to admit they designed it.

thememoryhole.org/policestate/iao-logo.htm

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