cybermen call centre

Now, really, doesn’t this explain everything?

I love it when Daleks get pissy. “All you do is pro-cras-tin-ate! Pro-cras-tin-ate!

TWAT roundup

Just a quickie roundup of TWAT news buzzing around the blogosphere.

Yes, I've used this before, but it just keeps on applying

British schoolchildren are being fingerprinted without parental approval, and on pain of suspension for non-cooperation. So Guido was late to it; I’m later than anyone, but not too proud to post!

Ah yes, and they’re being fingerprinted by the same corporation that trains interrogators for Abu Ghraib and Gitmo. We all love a strong corporate culture, don’t we? Mind you, this isn’t the same company that’s being sued by all those war widows for the wrongful deaths of their husbands. I know, it’s just so hard to keep them straight!

A Florida company is looking for permission to stick RFID chips in all service personnel in the US. Look for legislation making it an offence to remove these chips, if such legislation’s not on the books already. And don’t expect an out when you retire. We’ve already covered in this blog the fact that there IS no meaningful retirement anymore.

VeriChip Corp, based in Delray Beach, Fla., and described by the D.C. Examiner as “one of the most aggressive marketers of radio frequency identification chips,” is hoping to convince the Pentagon to allow them to insert the chips, known as RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) chips under the skin of the right arms of U.S. servicemen and servicewomen to enable them to scan an arm and obtain that person’s identity and medical history. The chips would replace the legendary metal dog tags that have been worn by U.S. military personnel since 1906.

And if they can’t get your children or yourself, they’ll at least get your garbage cans. Fighting TWAT in the back alleys, in the Rubbermaids…Churchill would be so proud.

 Half a million household wheelie bins have been secretly tagged with hidden electronic “bugs”, it has been reported.

The tiny devices identify each bin so that records can be kept on the waste disposal habits of its owners, and up to 500,000 bins in council districts across England are thought to have already been fitted…

A similar controversy also emerged in Ryde, a suburb of Sydney, Australia, earlier this week.

Residents accused the local authority of acting like “Big Brother” after workers suddenly began fitting the devices to the rims of an estimated 90,000 bins.

The devices use Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) technology which have also been used to identify objects as diverse as animals, vehicles and expensive goods.

Like cannon fodder units.

this man has ten inches, huge stones

This aught to be good for hits: welcome, pervs!

via Fark. Seriously, this man has ten inches, huge stones, and they’re worth a helluva lot of money. Check them out:

Twin EmeraldsYou would have to admit, looking at them, that those are some seriously impressive rocks.

And much easier to make into decorative accessories, don’t you think?

According to this report, there are ten inches and 581 carats of emerald there, not exactly gem quality (note the chartreuse colour, rather than…uh…emerald green) but it would still make a pretty nifty museum exhibit.

Not to mention it would make the world’s prettiest and most expensive wind chimes, should he care to sliver some slices off.

I shall leave you with this image, from the article.

“I had a fit,” the ever-energetic Hill said Thursday. “I about hyperventilated.”

After Hill cleaned up … and his staff took photos of him holding it, he laid it in a box filled with cotton batting and called his marketing consultants.

Who probably spent too much time working up a press release and not nearly enough asking bloggers to come up with dirty headlines!

Reservoir Thunderbirds

Sorry for the unexpected time off. I can only say that the single best way to mess yourself up for three consecutive days is to try to switch from nocturnal to diurnal within a 24-hour period. I dread the thought of checking email.

Meanwhile, watch this; it’s funny.

cybermen vs daleks

What’s that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?

Short answer: YES

Long answer: But it won’t allow embedding, so fuckit. Here’s another video:

Does that woman ever close her mouth? I mean, seriously, ever?