Category Archives: YouTube

English Bay Unicorn Chaser

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English Bay Clouds by SmuttySteff

English Bay Clouds by SmuttySteff

via SmuttySteff on Instagram

That’s the view of English Bay from the beach. Yes, I live here. You may envy me now.

Now, let’s get some Godzillacorn rainbows up in here:

I believe in Godzillacorn!!! and Rainbows!!!

I believe in Godzillacorn!!! and Rainbows!!!

And if that’s not enough for you, here is my YouTube homeboy Nick Pitera singing a medley of Disney songs. Yeah, yeah, I know he’s got a job doing animation at Pixar and all, but the fact is he should be starring in Pixar movies, not just drawing them. Click, listen, and just TRY to deny it.

If that’s still not enough, click over the jump for today’s roundup of celebrities on whom you can look down. Schadenfreudey!

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Saturday Night, and the House is Rocking!

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The girl singer experiment was not deemed a success, and was not repeated

The Bay City Rollers decided the girl singer experiment was not a success, and was not repeated

Or is that “The Home”?

You may not think you want to click that, but you really, really do, and then you want to look at the audience. When did the Bay City Rollers ever play Victoria, the burb known as “God’s Waiting Room”?

This Bay City Rollers fan was the inspiration for "Pretty Woman." Bach's "Pretty Woman."

This Bay City Rollers fan was the inspiration for "Pretty Woman." Bachs "Pretty Woman."

Also, Ann-Margret, you’re darling, but you cannot sing. Please, please stop trying.

Bay City Rollers are rocking the rocker look insofar as it applies to the Scots anyway

Bay City Rollers are rocking the rocker look insofar as it applies to the Scots anyway

Also also, isn’t it time the hipsters revived the plaid-trimmed culottes look? Seriously, let’s make this happen.

To other people.

Speaking of celebrities and other people, here are your Monday gossip links from around the web. Click over the jump for all the juicy linkness.

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That’ll teach YOU not to tip!

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Sadface! No Happy Endings?

Sadface! No Happy Endings?

via AndreaBusse

Seriously, you call THAT a spa? Actually, I’m intrigued by the concept of a day spa for “Lady Orchids” that offers massages, and can definitely see where the confusion arose.

Georgia O'Keeffe should get that inflamed ladyflower to the gynecologist STAT

Georgia O'Keeffe should get that inflamed ladyflower to the gynecologist STAT

Once again I am confronted with the certain realization that other people are watching a completely different kind of porn from me.

I’m just yanking your chain

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Puppets are evil. Clown puppets are the very DEFINITION of creepy evil.

Puppets are evil. Clown puppets are the very DEFINITION of creepy evil.

You know it. Clown puppets are the absolute definition of creepy evil, and monkey clown puppets? There’s absolutely no word in the English language for the concentrated manifestation of evil which this concept represents. See for yourself:

Need some brain bleach? Here are some Gossip Links of Evil over the jump.

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Hump Day Unicorn Chaser: Ellen Page and Scary Unicorn Edition

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And then he bit right through that sweet little baby's skull and sucked out the brains.

And then he bit right through that sweet little baby's skull and sucked out the brains.

from retrogasm:

I’ve never seen photos of a happy child on Santa’s lap or the Easter Bunny’s, but a Unicorn makes everyone happy…

Yeah, until he takes his mask off and you realize he’s wearing another under it, and that one is made of human skin…

Need some brainwash? Here is cute little Canuck Ellen Page juggling citrus fruits. In Canada, a grapefruit can marry an orange and then the taxpayers have to pay for their seeds to be planted. It’s true. It’s a FACT.