MIA

Chuck Norris is MIA too!

raincoaster.

I’ve been all over the web lately, mostly in 140-character chunks, which is much easier to handle than full blog posts when you are being a digital nomad. I really DO need to sit down for a good straight eight hours at home and just bully through the internet without looking up, although with no power in my apartment that is not currently possible, particularly as my too-clever-for-his-own-good building manager has disabled both the electrical outlets in the hallway near my apartment. He musta seen me run the extension cord from there the last time this happened…

And Hydro wants an amount greater than the total amount owing as a reconnection fee, to which I say; it’s warm outside, I’ve got a wide selection of nearby cafes with free wireless, and a potbellied stove with plenty of wood, so, like, nyah-nyeah.

And while the blog network for which I am paid to write is no longer down completely, it’s developed some peculiarities which make posting to it somewhat more like playing the lottery than like actual professional, you know, work. On the one blog my posts vanish entirely, while on the other they appear, “disappearing’ my co-blogger’s latest three posts and adding her comments to my post.

Overcoming all odds, including how odd it was to hold a meeting in the ONLY spot in all of the West End without functional wifi, I did manage about three or four thousand words yesterday, on the Shebeen Club and Twitter, liveblogging and live-tweeting the surprisingly-interesting Annual General Meeting of the Federation of BC Writers. And then I came home, thought about trotting out to the courtyard where there IS free wifi but also no power, and went to bed instead.

So how is your weekend going?

The Ultimate Unicorn Chaser

I don’t know what kind of week you’ve had, but mine needs another unicorn chaser. I found one: the ULTIMATE UNICORN CHASER. And its sheer awesomeness is such that it has to be hidden over the jump: Continue reading

Quiz: Is your life boring?

I just wanted to get this on the record; it’s not as if anyone who has been reading the blog doesn’t know how this one will turn out already.


You Live an Exciting Life


You are anything but a bore. You make sure that life is full of excitement.

You have an adventurous spirit, and you don’t like to sit still for too long.

If you feel like doing something, you don’t think about it. You just do it.

There’s no way you could ever live a boring life. There’s too much to do and not enough time.

A little interlude of complete boredom would be quite refreshing, really. Can hardly wait to be bored out of my skull!

Fabio Unicorn Chaser

Fabio was in a pirate movie? How did I not know this?

Love the fact that on YouTube this is tagged “Porn for secretaries.”

solidarity in solitude

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Stolen from My First Dictionary.

I know just how Mary feels lately.

Please do not email, phone, text, leave comments, message me on Facebook or @ me on Twitter if you are going to ask for a response, because you will not get one right now or possibly ever. And if you’re thinking of threatening to commit suicide this week, most ESPECIALLY do not email, phone, text, leave comments, message me on Facebook or @ me on Twitter, because those are my least favorite kind of messages of all, and the way I’m feeling lately, I’d probably just tell you to go the fuck ahead and jump. Remember: the Burrard Bridge isn’t high enough to do more than break a limb.

There, don’t say I never did nuthin for ya.