Mark your calendar…just not where your wife can see

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And now we present this month's unmissable social event: MEAT 'n MIX

Thousands of happy customers can't be wrong. Get your fresh meat from Jamie Lee Hamilton, a woman with decades of experience in the flesh-peddling industry. Now you can own, instead of rent!

MEAT n MIXJamie Lee Hamilton
One-Woman NGO

Hi Friends,

Just a reminder of my One-Woman NGO MEAT n MIX happy hour on Friday March 31 from 4:30-7:30pm at the remodelled MIX pub in Mark James Lotus Hotel. The Lotus is located at 455 Abbott Street. You can visit my website at www.jamieleehamilton.com or Mix at www.lgbtmix.com

What is Meat n Mix you ask?
Well simply it is a number of Meat Draws
occurring on the last Friday of every month to benefit my One-Womean NGO which provides advocacy and support services to women and men involved in the sex trade.

This monthly event is an opportunity to come relax
after a hard week of work, be entertained, enjoy some good company, have a pint or martini or two and win some meat while supporting a good cause. Fun, surprises and give-a-ways.

Mark [last Friday of the month] on your calender for Meat n Mix from 4:30-7:30pm at Mix pub in the Lotus Hotel.

Cheers

Jamie Lee

The last time she was an NGO, Grandma's House got shut down for being a brothel and she ended up feuding to the point of death threats with the other board members and getting her medicine cut off by a vindictive government that wanted to force her to turn over the Society's books. So this should be worth watching.

Cephalopodcasting

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It's amazing what you find on the Internet when you're innocently surfing for images of "Cthulhu Christmas Carols."Tonmo

Like this:

http://www.tonmo.com/ 

What is TONMO.com?
TONMO.com: The Octopus News Magazine Online is an online community and news magazine about anything and everything pertaining to octopuses, squids and cephalopods. This includes research and biology, mythology, pet care, children's books and activities, current events, art, photography, site reviews, books, movies, poetry and writing, pop culture, diving, fossils, tattoos, and even recipes.

Indeed. And this, in a world where Jocelyne Wildenstein still has no fansite; is there no justice?

And here is their Octopodcast, sure to be a source of slimy joy to cephalofanciers the world over:

http://www.tonmo.com/octopodcast/index.php

Episode 4: March 2006 — An interview with New Zealand's Kat Bolstad (tintenfisch on TONMO.com) about her work with cephalopods.

Episode 3: February 2006 — This episode features an interview with Chrissy Huffard regarding “walking octopuses”.

Episode 2: January 2006 — This episode features an interview with Carol Sauer.

Episode 1 (Pilot Episode): December 2005 — This is the pilot episode, where I try to work out some of my "ums" and "you knows"…

Ten Worst April Fool’s Pranks

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Strife

This is just brilliant; it perfectly exemplifies the thuggishness and ignorance that typify April Fool's Day. A list of the ten stupidest April Fool's jokes of all time, headed up by Saddam and Uday Hussein; hey, let no man say they weren't a barrel of laughs after hours. And Iraq gets the coveted #10 position as well:

#10: The Iraqi Ambassador's Final Joke

On April 1, 2003, as thousands of American-led coalition troops stormed across Iraq, the Iraqi ambassador to Russia, Abbas Khalaf Kunfuth, held a press conference in Moscow. Many were expecting him to announce that Iraq conceded defeat. Instead Kunfuth chose this moment to hold a gag press conference. Holding up a piece of paper that he identified as a news flash from Reuters, he read aloud from it: "The Americans have accidentally fired a nuclear missile into British forces, killing seven." Immediately the room full of reporters went silent with shock. Then Kunfuth grinned and shouted 'April Fools!' Only a few days after this unexpected moment of levity, the Iraqi government completely collapsed.

ho ho ho!

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Because it's always the right time for some demented Christmas Carols!!! Here is the collection from the eminent, prominent, and indubitably fragrant PDQ Bach:

Good King Kong looked out on his feet
And he saw that they were large.
“Ho, ho,” he said, “we go,” he said,
“To make some tracks in the snow,
Forsooth our feet are very large.”
Squinch, squinch, squinch.

Happy Video Game!

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According to http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/03/bob_ross_the_vi.php Bob RossSploid, Bob Ross, the world-renowned landscape artist, will be immortalized in a Happy Happy Video Game! All the actual artists I know are nuts about this guy; he's their Madonna, their touchstone and talisman, if not their benchmark.

With his preternaturally calm manner, his love of nature and a perfectly round Afro, Ross taught the world to paint "happy little trees," "happy little clouds" and "pretty little mountains."

We are lucky enough to live an age where his influence on the art world need never end.