Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cthulhu!
from the Mechanical Contrivium
- Cthulhu cannot burp – there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Cthulhu.
- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Cthulhu.
- 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Cthulhu.
- Cthulhu invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
- Peanuts and Cthulhu are beans!
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Cthulhu.
In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Cthulhu in your mouth!- It took Cthulhu 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- Cthulhu once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
Oh dear god, please don’t let #7 be true!!!
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Technorati me!
raincoaster 
and I got this for myself:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Raincoaster!
1. Raincoaster has a bifurcated penis.
2. Four-fifths of the surface of raincoaster is covered in water.
3. Scientists believe that raincoaster began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
4. If you toss raincoaster 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
5. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and raincoaster are all berries.
6. Raincoaster is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
7. Raincoaster has four noses!
8. There are more than two hundred different kinds of raincoaster!
9. Raincoaster has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
10. Raincoaster is the world’s smallest mammal.
Newmania is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting newmania!
You share your birthday with newmania.
newmania has one penis but it is exremely large
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by newmania.
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is newmania!
If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill newmania.
It is bad luck to walk under newmania.
Newmania will be the next mayor of london
The Eskimos have over fifty words for newmania!
mmm quite suggestive
hallo R
XXX
Fiddling with voting results is an inauspicious start to your campaign. Better not let the Guardian get ahold of that Scientology thing.
I tried George Bush.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about George Bush!
George Bush can last longer without water than a camel can.
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than George Bush.
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at George Bush.
Medieval knights put the skin of George Bush on their sword handles to improve the grip.
Europe is the only continent that lacks George Bush!
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is George Bush.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as George Bush!
If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about George Bush.
Donald Duck’s middle name is George Bush!
The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes George Bush.
The mayor thing wasa stunt . I am however Dep Chairman of Islington North Conservatives now and that will give me many a Boris ligging opportunity.
I am a little younger than Boris
Which is nice .
Cheerio
“Ligging?” Dare I ask?
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at George Bush.
To this I would add, “and only 4 to backhand him across the room.”