quote o’ the day: Lily Tomlin IS signs of intelligent life

Lily! Fucking! Tomlin!She single-handedly justifies the existence of Hollywood and most of the Western Hemisphere with this quote from the Miami New Times, via Defamer. I defy you not to agree that Lily Tomlin‘s words apply to your situation, right now:

“Adults have fights and go through stuff,” Tomlin said Tuesday. “I know some people are more dignified in the world, that if you transgress against that kind of professionalism, that it’s some kind of great sin, but I don’t see it that way.”

She called the episode “in a way liberating… now it’s all over, and so what, and I don’t have to keep up some great pretention I’m the most dignified, eloquent, elegant, perfect, smart-thinking, kind, generous person. I’m just a plain old human with a whole bunch of flaws.””

And a whole bunch of fans, lady.

Lilyfanz!

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cheeto Barbaro!

Barbaro Cheezy! 

What are the odds a messy, drunken, bereft and adrift cheeto-positive Britney didn’t put in the winning $69.69 bid for this literally cheesy memento of the late great mucilage component? Stolen from Bridlepath.

I couldn’t eat him.  It wouldn’t be right.  Everybody loves Cheetos, but we love Barbaro even more.  I don’t know what made me look at this one before I ate it, know it sounds crazy, but I’m sure I heard Barbaro neighing in my ear.  He sounded a little horse, but  it was loud enough for me stop eating and look at him.  The rest is history and now we can share him with the world!

Cheetos Barbaro will expire, BUT YOU CAN SAVE HIM!

…Please do not bid unless you are serious about taking care of Barbaro.  Barbaro probably would like to hang around a while longer–NEIGH, HE SAYS HE WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER!  So its up to you to make it happen.  He needs to be mounted in a place of honor in a good, stable home.

 BARBARO LIVES!

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300: the secret to blockbuster success

It’s really very simple. I’ve met a number of straight men who are mystified that women would ever want to watch such a militaristic bloodbath of a movie, even suggest it for a date movie, but they’re missing a key ingredient for proper appreciation of everything this cinematic comic book has to offer:

Estrogen.

stolen from Defamer, who also have a marvelous little Cute Overload meets 300 mashup.

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