me wantssssssssss it, preciousssssssssssss. Isn’t it loverly?
It’ll be just the thing to wear to meetings with government funding agencies.
Bob Basset from, apparently, Y’ha-nthlei or environs, presents his latest artwork:
blame engtech at Internet Duct Tape for feeding my addiction!
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Oh dear! That such blasphemy could be. Where is the vaguely anthropoid body, the unearthly angles and the deep-sea slime? More importantly, I do not see a soul-stealing implement anywhere.
It’s telekinetic, silly! And you rip the top of their brain pans off with your claws and suck the grey matter out with your tentacles.
Honestly, what do they teach you in school down there?
What they teach us? Why, they teach us that it is all a fable. That even if it is real that it has been satisfied with a meal of Karl Rove. That it has left the South Pacific depths and is stalking the east coast of North America where the souls are loosely attached.
But it is all a fable.
Isn’t it?
Karl Rove never DID have a soul. He’s the offspring of the unsanctioned union of Henry Kissinger and Uri Geller.
Ewwww. The mention of Uri Geller is interesting. Spoon bending must involve heat and I theorised today (on the archive) that Global Warming may be occurring from under the oceans as something stirs.
It’s the kinetic energy as all the sea creatures flail madly in their death throes. That’s why they caught the Colossal Squid and the Frilled Shark this year, both creatures of the deeps: They were fleeing Cthulhu!
And the connection between terrorism and The Mad Arab, Abdul Alhazred’?
Well, exactly. Not so much mad as really, really pissed off.
I also worry that most of Bush’s advisors have been to the Middle East. Have they returned totally innocent of Necronomicon infection?
Where do you think they got the ideas for half their policies?
Now that really opens up a case for impeachment! Although it could be difficult seating the chief witness in the Court!
Being the slave of an eldritch and accurst cult is not grounds for impeachment! Heck, Kennedy was a Catholic!
Anyway, the Eater of Souls would never go to Washington. There hasn’t been a soul sighted there in half a century.
He doesn’t need to go: Washington comes to him!
He disguises himself as Deborah Jeane Palfrey?
Viggo is cuter.
Looks like he got Kimveer Gill’s coat instead of his soul – assuming there was a soul to be had there . . . .
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