I worked at Starbucks for seven years. I know what I’m talking about here.
Yet, as I may have mentioned, every time I tried to make latte art, it just turned out looking like a vagina.
Ever gotten the whimsical notion to look up your old boyfriends, just to see who or what they finally ended up doing? Well, I’ve learned to resist those urges. Look what I found going under an assumed name…but read the copy closely, there is NO mistaking those characteristic traits, not to mention that profile.
So, what are YOU wearing to Jenna‘s shotgun wedding this Saturday? For some reason, this picture just reminded me of that…

from Fark