The Most Perfect Facebook Status Update of All Time
NO BAD FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES!!!
If you do that, I shall do this.
Kate Middleton throws shade upon you inexpert Facebook users
announcing: 2bad4FB, a blog for all those status updates that should never be posted to Facebook. Anonymity guaranteed, so put it in the Submit box. As soon as I get that enabled, that is.
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
London Olympic Stadium holds 80,000 people. This blog was viewed about 460,000 times in 2011. If it were competing at London Olympic Stadium, it would take about 6 sold-out events for that many people to see it.
On the Interwebz, you’re nobody till somebody hates you, so OccupyVancouver shouldn’t take to heart the recent emergence of a parody twitter stream, 0ccupyvancouver (with a zero, and how! not an o; this humourless git probably never had an O in his life without his mother in the room).
We have BIG SPRING plans! Illegal stuff & maybe more death! Nothing effective, just annoying. tinyurl.com/d9oovxj #OccupyVancouver #bcpoli—
Occupy Vancouver (@0ccupyVancouver) December 29, 2011
To call it a humour-challenged account is to understate the case to a positively injunctable extent; it’s so bad that it had four followers when I saw it this afternoon, and about eight hours later it was down to three. That’s no doubt its mother, uncledaddy, and sisterwife.
Strangely, they have a platform that I think we can all support:
A Very Depression (I MEAN RETRO) Christmas
One of the most heartwormy traditions of the holiday season is that of gathering the family ’round for some seasonal entertainment.
We at the ol’ raincoaster blog have our favorites for this time of year: A Charlie Brown Christmas, The Ref
Why In Bruges
I don’t know what YOUR family Christmases are like, but this is pretty much what mine were always like.
Santa Assange
Ah, Julian, you could slide down my chimney any time. Why, the very thought drives me positively Christmas crackers.
Julian Assange Christmas Crackers
And speaking of interesting headgear, here’s raincoaster favorite Brian Atene with the world’s greatest holiday video in all time and space.
