Operation Global Media Domination: Operation Deflation

TIAYou know you've entered the insane levels of the No Green M&Ms Concert Rider/spending most of the party in the bathroom with Nicole and Lindz celebutasticism when you check your stats at ten in the morning and are crushed – CRUSHED – to see you're only at 498 hits so far. And only #50 in the top 100 blogs on WordPress.

CRUSHED, I say!

Today

101 bottles of diet coke, 523 mentos 197

Linkie o' the Day: Beautiful Agony 31

Clay Aiken Michael Sandecki Flashdance    24

Shiloh shocker photo exclusive!    15

Watch the World Cup on your computer    9

Operation Global Media Domination: Egg Day    8

Hottest Pickup Lines of the Fourteenth Century    7

The 100 Most Influential People in History    7

Streaming Eagle Cam 3.0: Swartz Bay    6

Operation Global Media Domination: The Search for Meaning    4
 

 Meaning. Yeah, the meaning of all this is that cool science trumps sports, ourdoorsiness, and sex. At least, for those who spend their lives online; but is this exactly news?

4 thoughts on “Operation Global Media Domination: Operation Deflation

  1. I’m crushed, actually. Only 501 so far today. It was, however, lots of fun to ride the Diet Coke wave; I started a meme! Well, I didn’t start it, but I think I got more hits than Spoid, which is where I actually stole it from.

    Now the Pumpcast News is climbing fast. Despite Metro’s aversion to YouTube, they are proving to be the most popular entries on the blog.

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