Operation Global Media Domination: award-winning roundup

Miss Congeniality, or Miss Conception?

I’d like to thank all the little people…before they turn on me.

Also the Generator Blog, from whence I stole this Web-award generator. Hey, no sense in waiting for the grass to grow, eh? I thought I’d give all those web-awarders a helping hand. That’s right; raincoaster is always thinking of others. So put your feet up, guys. I’ve gotcha covered.

Meanwhile, in Operation Global Media Domination news, I am happy to report that I have cracked the top 89,000 on Technorati, out of about 45 million blogs, and only since the second-last day of February, when I started the blog. Mother would be so proud. Thanks are particularly due all those Brits who have mistaken me for one of themselves, and a True Patriot at that. Look, I hate Tony Blair as much as any of you, but I also have extremely mixed feelings. It’s…it’s complicated, okay??? Oh yeah, and somebody came to the blog looking for BoJo Porn; try the Times.

The posts most responsible for this rush to the cranial summit of the blogosphere are, of course, Beautiful Agony and 101 Bottles of diet coke, 523 mentos, and 2 mad scientists. Baby Eagles are still big in parts of Cyberia, and some poor, demented dude keeps hitting the blog every damn day looking for Charo porn and finding only a cool, Up With Queers music video. Speaking of gays, Ernest and Bertram went viral for a day or so, landing on a couple of forums across the ocean until the bandwidth got bustickated or whatever it is that happens to bandwidth; short form, E&B viral campaign snipped in the bud, dammit!!!

The latest potentially-viral stars are a couple of YouTubers: Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager, the sad tale of Darth‘s loserish brother’s humdrum life, and Paris Hilton stewing, nearly nekkid, in poop soup. Then there’s the Found Porn Slideshow, always a big hit with the Neanderthals.

The only serious post that’s showing any longevity is From Israel, With Love, the Update which is good as the MSM and much of the blogosphere including BoingBoing seems to have got the story substantially wrong, even after corrections.

So that’s all for this edition of Operation Global Media Domination, other than to say that going offline for a few days actually increased the hits. When I went on vacation, my “take it for granted” number of hits was 300. Now it’s 650.

I should take more vacations.

4 thoughts on “Operation Global Media Domination: award-winning roundup

  1. You know something; the current war pushed my blog forward, I am now like number 81500. This is one of the positive effects of war!
    (I am just trying to see the full half of the glass.)

  2. Your blog is a very good place to discuss the war rationally and from a moral, rather than dogmatic, perspective. It is a well-deserved success that I hope my sprinkling your link around has contributed to.

    Hope you get plenty of hits from Jesus’ General. Those people know what they’re doing in terms of political blogging, and they are honestly interested in knowing what is really going on on both sides of the war.

  3. I am getting hits from your blog everyday, thank you.

    Jesus’ General? Well, I haven’t gotten any hit from them so far. But as people are searching for Lebanese bloggers, I am showing up, so my blog is doing good. Yay! :)

  4. Good. I feel sure you will make an impact. Come to think of it, I selfishly routed Jesus’ General to my blog, so the clickthroughs will come from my posts about Israel, but rest assured they do have your URL now.

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