Well, the guy who sent the pictures in claims it’s Jesus, but Jesus’ General, who knows Jesus and Commies when he sees ’em, says it’s actually a shrimp with a picture of Che Guevera, and no doubt a dastardly plot to pull us away from Jesus and towards the ungodly worship of socialist shellfish.
SAN JOSE, Calif. — A California man believes he has seen the face of Jesus Christ on a shrimp tail…
The man wrote that he wanted to share with viewers a smile and a sense of hope…
The writer said he believed it was a sign, as he’s currently going through a nasty divorce.
It’s a sign, sweetie, that you need to get out more. And when that advice is coming from me, it’s really serious.
