Kinky Koalas in Christmas display

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A koala bear peep show in a store’s Christmas display? Another featuring an animatronic platypus administering a hand job to a recumbent wombat?

Dese Australians, dey are crazeeeey!

From the Herald Sun, via (who else?) Fark.

EYEBROWS were raised outside the Myer Christmas windows in Melbourne when a platypus appeared to be intimately involved with a wombat.

A malfunction was the cause of the accidental and unfortunate positioning of the two characters in this year’s Christmas windows titled Wombat Devine.

But window watchers in attendance did not know about the mistake for some time and many were quite surprised by what they saw.

“I don’t know what to think,” said a mother of four.

“They look like they are… involved.”

And in another window, eagle-eyed bestiality fans noted the following koala-on-koala-gimp action.

NSFW, if you W with koala bears all day.

Myer stores in Sydney may be closing the toilets to stop homo activity, but their Melbourne counterparts are putting it in their windows for all the world to see!! Check out these cute little blighters in this years X-mas window display!

In England, though, they call this dogging…hmmm, wonder why? They had Jordan turn on the Oxford Street Chrismas lights this year (among other things) which rather sets the tone, so it stands to reason that somewhere in the festive decorations lurks a cunningly disguised display of canine kink.

Pictures can be forwarded to the address in the top right-hand corner, please.

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8 thoughts on “Kinky Koalas in Christmas display”

  2. Yeah, but he likes it that way.

    This has got to be some formerly-repressed gay window designer’s piece de resistance: now he can move to New York proudly! He’ll have to leave Australia!

  3. You’ve probably heard the one about the original poster for Disney’s ‘Little Mermaid’ The artist handling that assignment was already on the outs, so he embellished the main tower in the mermaid castle – it’s a big gold, throbbing member.

  5. Don’t forget about the joining in aspect of dogging:

    Dogging actually derives from the term ‘walking the dog’. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

    The ‘sport’ has now become much more organized and seedy – with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year’s event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dogging

    c’mere you sexy little wombat…

  7. Um–Little Mermaid is a bit of an urban myth, I’m afraid. The artist still works for Disney from time to time, apparently.

    But this isn’t.

    However, a man called Rohrsach would like a word … :-}

  8. Is that Lassetter? Or did he leave over the Fox and the Hound? I can’t remember. But if it was him, no studio could afford to turn their back on him, that’s for sure.

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