Ya wouldn’t normally a-thunkit, but the New York media establishment (or counterestablishment) whatever, the New York media hegemony (how I love that word), has today played a large part in keeping my most dearest, secretest, sweetest dreams alive, contrary to their traditionally dream-shattering ways.
This is public access tv host Alexyss K. Tylor discussing vagina power and penis addiction with her mother.
Seriously, would YOU talk to your mother like that? If I did, my mother would take notes!
Uh, this is really, really NSFW. Duh.
Lessons learned in this episode:
(Read AFTER you watch the video!)
– If the man ain’t comin’, he gonna be goin’ somewhere else, puttin’ his penis in someone else.
– A lot of women will laugh and talk about a man if his penis is small.
– Just because a man is in love with your vagina doesn’t mean he’s in love with you.
– A lot of us get caught up on the dick.
– Dick will make you slap somebody.
– The penis is a heat-seeking missile, like a rocket. Information is encoded in it making it do what it do.
– Men launch their penis up in the vaginal canal. As a woman relaxes and breathes and sits on that penis and rock and move and rotate and find her rhythm and go up and down and back and forth and around in a circle, she starts getting her groove back.
– When the parts of penis hit them vagina walls, harmonizing and making them sing, a woman feels like she’s in church jumping and shouting.
– Dick’ll make you lose control.
Well, he will if you ask him nicely. And then you can slap him; he likes it that way.
But seriously, what kinda church does this woman go to? I think I saw an Emmanuelle movie like that once…
Ya wouldn’t normally a-thunkit, but the New York media establishment (or counterestablishment) whatever, the New York media hegemony (how I love that word), has today played a large part in keeping my most dearest, secretest, sweetest dreams alive, contrary to their traditionally dream-shattering ways.
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