Vatican unveils new Commandments!

PopeAnd a new, bolder technique for reconciling God and Man: go ahead and tell them we just make shit up.

It’s great to see the ancient layers of pretence completely stripped away like that, freshened as by sandblasting, and the doctrines presenting their renewed, if pitted, faces to the adoring hordes.

Who needs God anymore? Certainly not the Vatican; it is entirely able to issue its own commandments at any time. We at the ol’ raincoaster blog look forward to the Ten Commandments of Wii, the Ten Commandments of Skateboarding, the Ten Commandments of Using the Remote in Company, etc, etc. Plenty to work on here, if you don’t acknowledge Miss Manners as your personal savior (as we do).

From the AP.

The “Drivers’ Ten Commandments,” as listed by the document, are:

1. You shall not kill.

2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.

5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

7. Support the families of accident victims.

8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

10. Feel responsible toward others.

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6 thoughts on “Vatican unveils new Commandments!

  1. Alas! Unto me hath been delivered another set of commandments. Perhaps it is I who will be going unto that “H” place.

    Or have I already had my soul eaten?

  2. No, but you’re on the waiting list.

    Personally, I don’t drive and I don’t see Pope Rat coming up with the Ten Commandments of Rollerblading/Pedestrianizing any time soon.

  3. The ten commandments of rollerblading/skateboarding – hmmmmm – maybe there is a cheap derivative post in there somewhere.
    sgnd, the King of Cheap, The Duke of Derivative

  4. Make stuff up? But but but. I thought these Commandments of Motoring came from direct Divine Inspiration. Like all Commandments.

    Are you telling me different?

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