I’m going to be on vacation for the rest of the week, and posting only occasionally if at all, so I sifted the entire internets and came up with something that should keep you occupied (if typing one-handed) till I get back; it’s a video roundup of the best boobs in Hollywood History.
If you think about it, they could do this with mastectomy patients and get twice as much A for each T, and twice as many girls altogether, but Hollywood is strangely deficient in uniboobage, so what can you do? They made the brest of it, I guess.
Your own complaints, commendations, and recommendations in the comment section, pervs. I know I can count on you.
I like how, even though you won’t be around, you somehow manage to keep us abreast of everything.
Thanks for the mammaries!
This fits in nicely with my own discovery that the part of Bretagne that justs out most is th eport of Brest . . .
I feel too seedy looking at the list make any recommendations…
Bonsoir le Vestre Grace
Schocking – yous subject seems to have reduced our Freond the incisive el Senor FFE to a jutsing wReck, overcome by das Emozion von dem Moment
BUT let all this Frivolity, this Self-Indulgence … this Enjoyment NOT distract us from considering serieuse artistic endeavours (err … endevors)
As a struggling (almost) Author, I would like the views of your illustrious Visitors on what I could hope for if I submitted a novel to a Publishing House
I have already got what I think is une opening brilliante :
“As Roger Tsamtsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into a gigantic Cuttle Fish
“He was lying on his hard, as it were armor-plated, back and when he lifted his Kopf ein bisschen [Head a little] he could see his dome-like belly divided into staff arched segments on top of which the bed-quilt could hardly keep in position and was about to slide off completely. His numerous tentacles, which were pitifully thin compared to the rest of his bulk waved helplessly before his eyes”
To get the next paragraphs I would perhaps have to eat lots of [illicit, fattening, delicious] Cheese, washed down with [lots of] wonderful Austraaaaliaaan Rot-Wein and then have a troubled dream-filled sleep – but does the Art justify the ensuing Over-Hang – wot would Monsieur Metro think
I think this would have great prospects if I could find a good German translator …… these German Intellektuellen seem to like this sort of Stoff, now that they’ve almost completed their take-over of the European Reich and literary diversion for them would be most reqVisite from conquering das Welt
BUT would I open mysen to accusations of specie-ism – das is tres worryante
AND has her Grace (la tentacled One) already thought of this idea for her next post ?
Is this an idea that is already occurring to a talented author like M Metro, who seems (according to a recent post on his Golb) to have been transmogrified into a Canadian Platypus
Es macht man denken, nee
Das ist es, doch
Alles Gute und tot siens
Long live the White Witch
Ooh catty look from Sophia, meow!
I think Marilyn had an impressive and attractive bosom – she looked fab in ‘Some Like It Hot’
Mind you, Jack Lemon’s legs were very fetching.
Don’t you find it frightening how celebrities with blonde hair, a possible criminal record and the biggest boobs get the most attention? I hate it how culture and society dictates to us to look “ideal”.
Jayne Mansfield had no criminal record! And Paris Hilton has no boobs!
Jack Lemmon had, alas, better legs than me!
GEagle, I think you’ve just given me an idea for a novel. Know a good agent? If you don’t write it, I will!
David, that’s a good thing.
Neath, Ian, well done.
err ….. should I confess ….
Your Grace la Marchionesse
It’s the shame – your erudite Germanische Speakers are too polite to expose your Grace’s obedient Plagiarister
Peut-estre, if you wRite your Novelle, which will be ausGeZeichnet (excellent)you should avoid Germanisch for the 1st paragraph – then my Yoke will be well & truly geBlown
I stand accused of Guilt
I remain your Grace’s obedient but plagiaristic servant etc
It’s not plagiarism, silly. It’s an hommage! As Kafka was referencing Ovid, so you are referencing Kafka. No worries: Ovid’s agent is a friend of mine.
No, it’s a fro-mage . . . .
As the Other Half has just reminded me, there’s a reason why I like classic films…
But there was only one problem with the list – where was Gina Lollobrigida?
Quite so; she had Sophia Loren beat dead to rights.
Fantastic Jayne Mansfield !! Perfect boobs and body perfect !!