International Talk Like Sarah Palin Day

I read Facebook so YOU don’t have to. And this is typical of the kind of thing I find there:

Grog Fest Inf’rm’tion
Cap’n:
Teddy Ware and Chrissy Tolley
Sort:
Book learnin’ – Learnin’ Crew
Fleets:
Global
Time and Port
When:
Tuesdee, Octobarrr 21, 2008
Hourrrr:
12:00 in the mornin’ – 11:55 in the evenin’
Coordinates:
Wherever mooses be found
Port City:
Anchorage, AK
(I should perhaps explain that I have enabled Pirate English on my Facebook)

Sarah Palin is one of the most accomplished public speakers of all time. Through her insightful remarks about the economy and foreign affairs, she has inspired a nation to incite world-wide change. On this day, we honor her pseudo-Minnesotan accent and bubbly energy.

How? Like this:

56 thoughts on “International Talk Like Sarah Palin Day

  1. Where did you find that video? I guess there are always people out there who can do that sort of stuff, even more so now with computers.
    In other news, I wish Sarah Palin would get her bangs cut. Her hair looks worse than mine.

  2. Me: Gov. Palin, what do you feel qualifies you for the position of VP?
    Palin: I. Am. Job.
    Me:I’m sorry? I’m not completly sure what yo…
    Palin: I. AM. JOB.
    Me: Gov. Palin, let me clarify. What previous experience do you have that would directly rela…
    Palin: I! AM! JOB!
    Me: I’m sorry. The position has already been filled.
    *click*

  3. It’s too late to be Talk Like a Pirate Day so this may actually be the plausible explanation. This morning, I received a facebook notification relating to the event I invited you to. I was like WTF?!!

    Subject: Raincoaster OfVancouver weighed in on ye attendin’ a grog fest

    Raincoaster OfVancouver commented on you attendin’ a grog fest:

    “Would love to go, but I have clients at that time, alas!”

    To see the comment thread, follow the link below:
    http://www.facebook.com/n/?minifeed.php&story_fbid=87587740581&id=795535581

    Thanks,
    The Facebook Team

    Now, it all makes sense. With words like ‘weighed in,’ ‘ye attendin,’ and ‘grog fest,’ facebook is definitely talkin’ like Sarah Palin.. on crack.

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  5. Y’all are just pissed ’cause she doesn’t believe in killin’ babies, taxin’ folks out of their homes and businesses, and believin’ that folks have a right to defend themselves; and that it doesn’t take a genius to figger out how to drill and refine oil locally. The best part is she doesn’t speak “Coastal Cretin.”

  6. Metro–

    Naw. Just got a little humpy over the “Midwestern Morons” comment. I’m okay now. No trolling for flame wars from me.

    What I do like about Sarah Palin is her sincerity, and the fact that she still has more executive experience than McCain, Obama and Biden combined. For sure, she doesn’t have much, but they have none.

    On a lighter note, check out the candidates’ “roast” videos. Here’s McCain’s. (The end of Part 2 is priceless.)
    Part 1:

    Part 2:

    Obama’s barbs were pretty good, too, but I don’t have the links handy. Click on one of the links and Utoobage will show B.O.’s.

    All in fun, folks.

  7. rain–

    It’s not that all Canadians are idiots either, and the Canadian percentage of idiots seems to be somewhat lower when compared to the populations of New York, Sacramento or Seattle.

    Palin’s accent is more Canadian than midwestern, as if an accent had anything to do with intelligence. Next, the lib media are gonna attack her because her hair isn’t kinky enough, and she’s so out of touch that she can’t do the Philly Freeze.

  8. Don’t the blonde’s teeth ever get cold? She never actually closes her mouth does she? Presumably there’s a training course for that. All of that.

  9. Well, that would make sense, unless delivered in a nasal fake midwestern accent.

    She does NOT sound Canadian. That nasality is 100% Made in the USA. And Canadians average 7 points higher on IQ tests than Americans, even though Americans invented the IQ test.

    But no, there’s so much noise out there about Palin the only way I could make headway with a flamewar here would be if she posted a comment from that hacked Yahoo account or something.

  10. Regarding the IQ comparison, if you take the U.S. Congress and the non-english speaking illegal immigrants out of the mix, we pretty much even out, number wise. But when you also consider that Canada is on the metric system, well, um, okay,I’m not gonna go there.

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  17. SORRY RAINCOASTER THAT WAS NOT A REPEAT MESSAGE THE BRIT SPEARS AND PARIS HILTON THOUGHT SO TO BUT UPON CHECKING REAALIZED IT WAS NOT LOML JUNE BAKER OR ONE OF THEMM FIRST COME FIRST SEREVED

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  19. hi raincoaster and worls and at least several 100 thousand incredible understatement( world) well over a million obviously, ffans buddies pals discover s sustainers comrades parrtners friends new and old (fans partners) winners to be or not to be….admire ers etc etc etc i ssaw on tv this morning a commercial about me and for me by one of the loveas of my life june
    baker opinante acknowlegdging the fact tha t i ame indeed IRRESTIBLE..4 CHERRIES AND MAYBE A FIFTH CHERRY IN THE AD HUGGS AND KISSES TO ALL OBVIOUSLY PAST RECIPIENTS AND CURRENT RECIPIENTS PARTIAL GARY DEL PENNA

  20. HI world..TO ALL VIEWERS OF THE RAINCOASTER … ,, I WAS GOING TO POST A BLOG ON RAINCOASTER FORGET IT . I POSTED THE BLOG AN PARIS HILTON GARY DELLA PENNA PORNO.. BEST AND WARMEST REGARDS TO ALL GDP

  21. hi world,, as orofound and gfreat the lyrics are to the song ,,, if i mever sing another song etc by matt montoe and frank sinatra and thousans of other celebs LIVED THEIR DREAM LOKE ROYALTY LIKE… I STILL DO NOY HAVE A POT TO PEE IN NEVER NER GOT EVEN 1 LAWSUIT OR ANYRTHING BACK SROLEN FRIM ME HALF DOZ TIMES FROM ME NOR DID I EVEN GET SS DIS OR ANY REVENGE ;ETC HATE TO PUT DAMPER ON THE GREAT SONG AND LYRICS GARY DELLA PENNA

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  23. hi i do not think the comment was an exact dupe … if you think so o k with me… same messages delivered on the phones but felt i t was more powerful or had more impacrt on the internet sleep warm

  24. HI WORLD AND I SURE AS HELL MEAN WORLD THANKS IMMENSELY TO MATT MONROE AND THE TELEPHONES AND OBVIOOUSLY THE INTERNET.. I WAS RECENTLY DENIED ATIVAN LORAZEPHAM WHICH HAS SAVED MY LIFE THREE TIMES IN RENO NEV IN THE PAST TWO YEARS WHEN I WAS SUICIDALLY DEPRESSEDD DENIED AND REFUSED A PRESCRIPTION BY THE VA HOSP IN SYRACUSE NY NY SEVERAL DAYS AGO AND THE SAME SITUATION EXISTSD HERE IN UTICA NY I CALLED THE POHYSICANS IND URGETNT NET AND WAS LIED TO AND TOLD A PRIMARY CARE DR HAD TO PRERSCRIBE THE ATIVAN WHICH I PURE INSANIY LIRERALALLY CCSONME AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE CALL THEM AND ANOTHER DR ON GENESSE ST WWHO LIED TO ME ABOUT PRESCRIBING ATIVAN WHICH I STILL CAN NOT GET .. PHARMISCISTS AT VA IN SYR LIVID //// THANKS MUCH

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  26. hi guys gitls gang or gamgs fans fansFans etc i miss reno and vegas IMMEBSELY however i filed an application for apartment genessee towere today in in utica ny… everyone has to live somewhere.. hugs and kissews.

  27. HI WORLD/ VEGAS IS STILL CALLING ME ON T V ANYWAY THANK GOD..ONE OF THE LATEST IS ABOUT AND FOR MY BENEFIT ///AGASIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, WHAT HA[[ENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS ETC .. A COUPLE OF GUYS DOING THE AD OR COIMMERCIAL ABOUT A FEW LOST WEEKENDS OR A COUPLE OF CHAPTERS MISSING FROM THE BOOK HMMMM IVE GIVEN THE ANSWER MANY TIMES ABOUT ME AND VEGAS TO NO GD MF AVAIL INCLUDING DR ORTEGA AND THE [SYCH HOSPITAL YET HERE I AM SILL WASTING AWAY AGAIN IN MARGARITA VILL UTICA NY

  28. HI WORLD ME AGAUIN ITS NOT OVER TILL ITS OVER…MICHELLE OBAMS MADE AN AWEWSOME SPECTACULAR COMMENT ON TV YESATERDAY … I QUOTE HER..I AM NOT A VERY INTERESTING PERSOPN WHICH IS AN EXACT QUOTE OF STATEMENT LINDSEY LOHAN MAD A COULE OF MONTHS AGO ON THE ELLEN DE GENERRES SHOW”’ LINDSEY LOHAN AMD COMMENTS MEDIA AND TABLOIDS AND SHOW BIX PEOPLE MADE ABOUT HER AN BEIN SO FAR OUT OF CONTROL///RTV ETC ETC SIGN OF FOR TIME BEING

  29. hi world ; I HAD SUSPECTED THAT THE KID YOUNGSTER PERSON SEVERAL YEARS AGO HAD TO DO WITH ME BEING JAILED TWICE IN NEV AND THE BANK OF AMERICA WHICH OBVIOUSLY THE B O A FAULT AND UNDERSTTATEMENT AS ACKNOWLEGED BY THE B O A… TALKING ABOUT THER PLANE HE FLEW INTO THE B O A IN FLORIDA.. AS I SAY SUSPECTED… HOWEVER AFTER THE PLANE FLEW INTO THE IRS A FEW DAY AGO AND THE MESSAGES HE LEFT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THE SUICDAL FLIGHT AND MISSION AND HIS DISDAIN FOR THE IRS ETC WWAS WELL CONNECTING THE DOTS AGAIN .

  30. HI WORLD..SAMATHA THE DAUGHTER OF THE PILOT WHO FLEW INTO THE I R S BLDG SEVERAL DAYS AGO REGARDING THE FLIGHT AND HOPEFULLY ETC ABOUT RAISING AN AWARENES TO THE PLIGHT OF JUSTICE OR INJUSTICE… CONNECTING DOTS ETC ETC.

  31. HI WORLD. I RECEIVED AN AWARD LETTER AND TICKETS FOR ANOTHER TRIVIA OR GEN KNOWLESDGE EONTEST YESTERDAY BY H BROWN WUTQ AND WILL GIVE THEM TO ANOTHER BAR ON MOHAWK ST LATER TODAY OR TOMORROW… LOVR MY FANS OBVIOUSLY MY FRIENDS AND PALS CHUMS ETC ETC ALSO STAY TUNED

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