I read Facebook so YOU don’t have to. And this is typical of the kind of thing I find there:
Grog Fest Inf’rm’tion Cap’n: Sort: Fleets:
Time and Port When: Hourrrr: Coordinates: Port City: Sarah Palin is one of the most accomplished public speakers of all time. Through her insightful remarks about the economy and foreign affairs, she has inspired a nation to incite world-wide change. On this day, we honor her pseudo-Minnesotan accent and bubbly energy.
How? Like this:
raincoaster 
Where did you find that video? I guess there are always people out there who can do that sort of stuff, even more so now with computers.
In other news, I wish Sarah Palin would get her bangs cut. Her hair looks worse than mine.
Me: Gov. Palin, what do you feel qualifies you for the position of VP?
Palin: I. Am. Job.
Me:I’m sorry? I’m not completly sure what yo…
Palin: I. AM. JOB.
Me: Gov. Palin, let me clarify. What previous experience do you have that would directly rela…
Palin: I! AM! JOB!
Me: I’m sorry. The position has already been filled.
*click*
I’ve started using the word “Palin” as an adjective lately: “Giving that acheivement award to our IT department wasn’t just stupid, it was Palin.”
Seen this yet?
http://www.palinaspresident.us
Sweet!
Why am I suddenly so very very scared? All my previous fears palin to insignificance!
Actually, all you have to do is crib from ‘Talk like Fargo Day’ but cut out the intelligence,
Thanks for finding this video, Raincoaster… I have e-mailed it to all my friends who are Fans o Palin’s Public Speaking.
It’s too late to be Talk Like a Pirate Day so this may actually be the plausible explanation. This morning, I received a facebook notification relating to the event I invited you to. I was like WTF?!!
Now, it all makes sense. With words like ‘weighed in,’ ‘ye attendin,’ and ‘grog fest,’ facebook is definitely talkin’ like Sarah Palin.. on crack.
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Yes, thankfully although FB provides the ability to use Pirate English, they have disabled “Midwestern Moron” as a language option.
Y’all are just pissed ’cause she doesn’t believe in killin’ babies, taxin’ folks out of their homes and businesses, and believin’ that folks have a right to defend themselves; and that it doesn’t take a genius to figger out how to drill and refine oil locally. The best part is she doesn’t speak “Coastal Cretin.”
But she IS a “coastal cretin.” Y’all kin see Russha frum tha coast, ya know!
@Bunk:
So you’re sayin’ y’all consider her qualified for vice-president, are you?
Metro–
Naw. Just got a little humpy over the “Midwestern Morons” comment. I’m okay now. No trolling for flame wars from me.
What I do like about Sarah Palin is her sincerity, and the fact that she still has more executive experience than McCain, Obama and Biden combined. For sure, she doesn’t have much, but they have none.
On a lighter note, check out the candidates’ “roast” videos. Here’s McCain’s. (The end of Part 2 is priceless.)
Part 1:
Part 2:
Obama’s barbs were pretty good, too, but I don’t have the links handy. Click on one of the links and Utoobage will show B.O.’s.
All in fun, folks.
It’s not that all Midwesterners are morons, it’s just that all the ones who are sound like Sarah Palin. Girlfriend is just not that bright.
rain–
It’s not that all Canadians are idiots either, and the Canadian percentage of idiots seems to be somewhat lower when compared to the populations of New York, Sacramento or Seattle.
Palin’s accent is more Canadian than midwestern, as if an accent had anything to do with intelligence. Next, the lib media are gonna attack her because her hair isn’t kinky enough, and she’s so out of touch that she can’t do the Philly Freeze.
You looking for another stats-boosting flamewar, rain? =)
Don’t the blonde’s teeth ever get cold? She never actually closes her mouth does she? Presumably there’s a training course for that. All of that.
P’raps, biotch, you can assplain why the norms are devolved?
rain– The Norms are devolved because of the Cliffs.
Well, that would make sense, unless delivered in a nasal fake midwestern accent.
She does NOT sound Canadian. That nasality is 100% Made in the USA. And Canadians average 7 points higher on IQ tests than Americans, even though Americans invented the IQ test.
But no, there’s so much noise out there about Palin the only way I could make headway with a flamewar here would be if she posted a comment from that hacked Yahoo account or something.
Regarding the IQ comparison, if you take the U.S. Congress and the non-english speaking illegal immigrants out of the mix, we pretty much even out, number wise. But when you also consider that Canada is on the metric system, well, um, okay,I’m not gonna go there.
Hahahahahaha! If you could figure out how to take out the US Congress, people wouldn’t think you’re so dumb!
rain– We agree again! heh x 10
give me very funny rain always you
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wow.. shes as dumb as a post…well maybe even more dumb than that
Pssst… Cody… the election’s over. Try to keep up.
Yeah, but she’s still dumb.
Psst… Rain… Rushmore… Hush.
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That has to be the least competent spam I’ve ever seen.
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If your court filings are anything like your blog comments, I can see why you lost.
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Gary, maybe taking some time off the internets would lead to a reduction in stress.
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Gary, do you want to stop hijacking all my posts, or do you want a little Time-Out? Don’t make me put you in the corner.
Very funny post, you little minx.
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