dances with fish

Eat your heart out, Kevin Costner! Stolen from Defamer, here are two dancing with fish videos, American style. I believe you’ve all seen it done English style, yes? There is also (in escalating order of insanity) the Filipino fish dance, the Nigerian fish dance, Greek fish dance, Brazilian fish dance, the Nine Inch Nails Nation fish dance, and the traditional Naked Canadian fish dance.

First, robotically-enhanced animated anime figure Olivia Munn from Attack of the Show, trying and failing to perform a sexy duet with (in order) a trout (doesn’t look that old to me), a salmon (no word on if it was pink), and, in her pièce de résistance (and longtime readers will have seen this – so to speak – coming), a Squid.

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Next up, a long-forgotten starlet shimmys with another cold fish in this clip from the transcendant Vixen by that Leonardo of schlock, Russ Meyers.

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11 thoughts on “dances with fish

  1. Ah yes, the olde English dances with fish – a classic. Followed closely by potted meat sandwiches. Or Marmite if you’re a radical.

    Have you seen the response of John Cleese to Sarah Palin? (you must have done) Anyway, it’s here, closely followed by many parrot jokes started by….. well me actually.

  2. I haven’t seen it. I’m not really following the US elections on the basis that I already know the conclusion: we in Canada are already screwed because whoever they elect, it’ll be an American.

  3. There’s a reason why 95% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the U.S. border, and you’re welcome.

    If Obama gets elected, and with the socialist morons we have in control of Congress, we’re not going anywhere but down. You’ll be coming down with us, too, Canucks… Meet you in Australia.

  4. Half the Canadian population is descended from draft dodgers and loyalists.

    The reason we live so close to the border is, the rest of the world wants us to keep an eye on you.

  5. You don’t have an oil cartel, but you have ale. And hats. We’re gonna need all three when Global Cooling kicks in, so start stockpiling now or we’re gonna give Neil Young back.

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