I don’t know who he is but he should call me

Seriously. Louis CK, whoever the hell he is, should call me. We could hook up. It would be a good thing for the universe.

Santa sez o hai

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WTF movie of the week

Okay, so I don’t see many movies. So sue me. So WTF is this one with Hugh Grant as some Neil Diamondish heart-throb singer? I fear I must see this (along with all his others, although Lair of the White Worm comes in for a lot more goddam crap than it deserves, Christina whatsername’s performance notwithstanding)

from Ayyyy.com

an antidote to clotted sanctimony

of which there has been an excess on teh intarwebs this week. This should blow that right out of the water; a little video from the creators of the Spongmonkeys and their smash hit “We Like The Moon” this one could perhaps be described as a type of hedgehog-based performance art thesaurus for low rent porn writers.

Do I need to tell you? NSFW.

Especially if you turn the volume up very, very loud.

Houston…

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