Not to point out the obvious, but has anyone else noticed that the oxytocin rush associated with New Parenthood often results in complete failure of perspective? If I didn’t know better, I’d swear this was ripped from a Kate Hudson/Steve Martin movie. And maybe, some day, it will be.
While we’re dwelling on that (un)happy thought, here are our gossip links for your perusal. I would have put them up yesterday, but apparently Vancouver got kicked off the internet before I got that done.
Rebecca Black is SO JEALOUS of this woman (raincoaster)
Hugh Jass has nothing on this guy (Lolebrity)
Karl Lagerfeld, now *I* want to kill you (Ayyyy)
Vodka: is there anything it can’t do? (Manolofood)
The Anti-Gwyneth makes a mean Monte Cristo (AgentBedhead)
I’d cut off her head for that hat (BusyBeeBlogger)
There was an Octomom who lived in a shoe(box)... (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Did anyone see Perez Hilton or Michael Lohan at the scene of the crime? (CelebritySmack)
Princess Margaret is dead, so who will be the bad fairy? (CelebVIPLounge)
Kim Kardashian, Turkey, these things write themselves (DailyStab)
Courtney Cox is no Friend! (EarSucker)
Rebecca Blacklash! (FitFabCeleb)
PETA will get her! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Who harshes on Robin Sweetest Man In Showbiz Williams and lives???? (HaveUHeard)
Planet Earth takes Lady Gaga DOWN! (HollywoodHiccups)
Tinkerbell’s new rival (INeedMyFix)
Fix! Fix! The fix is in at People! (MathewGuiver)
Old Britney vs New Britney (PoorBritney)
while i will admit to being somewhat obsessive about boy at various times in his life (the worst when he was an infant) i usually managed to maintain some semblance of proportion when it came to important events vs his development/personality/cuteness/etc.
oh, i saw a t-shirt i thought you might like but i’m not sure if you like dagwood bumstead. it’s a squid-faced dagwood eating a dagwood sandwich.
OMG I would love a picture of that. I’m more Blondie than Dagwood, but still. Awesome.
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