Not to point out the obvious, but has anyone else noticed that the oxytocin rush associated with New Parenthood often results in complete failure of perspective? If I didn’t know better, I’d swear this was ripped from a Kate Hudson/Steve Martin movie. And maybe, some day, it will be.
While we’re dwelling on that (un)happy thought, here are our gossip links for your perusal. I would have put them up yesterday, but apparently Vancouver got kicked off the internet before I got that done.
Rebecca Black is SO JEALOUS of this woman (raincoaster)
Hugh Jass has nothing on this guy (Lolebrity)
Vodka: is there anything it can’t do? (Manolofood)
The Anti-Gwyneth makes a mean Monte Cristo (AgentBedhead)
I’d cut off her head for that hat (BusyBeeBlogger)
There was an Octomom who lived in a shoe(box)... (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Princess Margaret is dead, so who will be the bad fairy? (CelebVIPLounge)
Courtney Cox is no Friend! (EarSucker)
Rebecca Blacklash! (FitFabCeleb)
PETA will get her! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Planet Earth takes Lady Gaga DOWN! (HollywoodHiccups)
Tinkerbell’s new rival (INeedMyFix)
Fix! Fix! The fix is in at People! (MathewGuiver)
Old Britney vs New Britney (PoorBritney)