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If you’re new to Daily Briefing Bingo, check out Daily Briefing Bingo Edition 1.0 and get your first-edition Daily Briefing Bingo card. From this point onward, you can play either or both cards from this point onward.
The first edition card does not have any completed lines yet, but here’s hoping! Come on, Ascot! Come on, Jeans! Come on, Blue Steel! Sadly, second column is a complete skunk, with not a single box ticked at this point. Ou est le blue plaid jacket d’antan?
Here’s the Daily Briefing Bingo Card Edition 2.0. It’s a PDF, so if you’ve got the right software you download and play with it on the computer, or you can print it out and mark it up in meatspace, rollin’ old skool.
Moving forward, from this point on, our new reality is (sorrynotsorry) squares featuring appearances by a diverse cast of characters and phrases including international vaccine alliance GAVI, visible perspiration, porchscaping, “Ramping up”, “The new normal”, “Who we are”, and the highly controversial Wears brown shoes with a grey or blue suit, which is JUST MORALLY WRONG.
Remember to play safe, and maintain good social distancing and mask hygiene while playing, and to never, and I mean never, speak moistly.
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For Friday, June 12:
Begins with French
Brown shoes with blue suit, JUST MORALLY WRONG
Blue suit
Touches face
Pushes hair back
Gesticulates
My aunt calls during briefing
For Monday, June 15 HOLY SHIT IT’s HALFWAY THROUGH JUNE ALREADY HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
Brown shoes with grey suit which is, say it with me, JUST MORALLY WRONG.
Deflects responsibility to provinces
Gesticulates
Drinks water
Touches face
Refers to non-religious day, week, or month
Grey suit
Begins in English
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And now, for Tuesday, June 16. Was it only a week and a half ago?
Begins in French
Blue suit
Blue suit with brown shoes that is JUST MORALLY WRONG
Keeps border closed
HAIRCUT!!!! Big news, HAIRCUT!!!
Gesticulates
We rule that the presence of a spider and/or spider web does NOT qualify as “Insect” square. Spiders are arachnids.
The results for Wednesday, June 17:
Foreshadows announcement coming later by someone else named
Blue suit
Gesticulates
Calls reporter by name
Insect, a real one this time. Casting must have read our complaint yesterday re: clumsy subbing of arachnid.
Drinks water
Avoids calling out the US or Trump by name
Brown shoes with blue suit which is just, say it with me, MORALLY WRONG.
Thursday, June 18 Daily Briefing Bingo results:
Blue suit
Begins in English
Drinks water
Touches face
Deflects responsibility to provinces
Gesticulates, boy howdy does he ever
Friday, June 19:
Begins in French, which is appropriate, as he is in Chelsea. Which is very nice.
Shout out to non-religious day, ie Father’s Day.
Gesticulates
Addresses reporter by name
Drinks water
Touches face
Insect
“PPE”
And now for Monday, June 22:
Begins in French
Brown shoes with blue suit yes, STILL MORALLY WRONG
“As we move forward”
Gesticulates
Drinks water
It’s been a light week. No briefings between Monday and Thursday so here’s this morning’s:
Begins in French
Blue suit
Drinks water
Gesticulates
Pushes responsibility to provinces IN SPADES, and quite rightly.
Addresses reporter by name
Blue Steel YES BLUE STEEL!
Brown shoes with blue suit YOU KNOW HOW THIS GOES BY NOW.