Eh? Answer me that! But after you do, click on this link and hit Reload a couple of times to find out just exactly what Barack Obama really has done for you that you didn’t even notice, you ungrateful wretch!
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Shhhhhhhhh. Don’t tell the boss. Yet another nail upon the head quiz, except for that non-judgmental thing. Only inferior people are non-judgmental.
You Are Bare Feet |
Even wearing shoes can be a little too constraining for you at times!You are very comfortable in your own skin. You are one of the most real people around. You don’t have anything to hide. Open and accepting, you are willing to discuss or entertain almost any topic. You are a very tolerant person. You are accepting and not judgmental. You should live: Somewhere warm You should work: At your own business, where you can set the rules |
Yeah, yeah, “Old Spice.” Har, har.
You Are Black Pepper |
You elevate the mood of any discussion, and people miss you when you’re not around. You are secretly very dominant and powerful. Most can only take you in small doses. |
But…em dash or en dash? WHAT IS THE ANSWER????
You Are a Dash |
You have a ton of interests. While some of them are a bit offbeat, they all tie together well. You friends rely on you to bring novelty and excitement to their lives. (And while you’re the most interesting person they know, they can’t help feeling like they don’t know you well.) You excel in: Anything to do with money You get along best with: the Exclamation Point |
I guess he’s still bitter about that whole “gelding” thing. Thoroughbreds are so sensitive!
In news that will delight fans of Walter Farley‘s classic Island Stallion books, a winning and winsome registered Thoroughbred racehorse called Not Abandoned has slipped the surly bonds of civilization and apparently either dematerialized entirely or joined a herd of wild brumbies in the Outback. Unfortunately for the brumby gene pool, the horse has long since been parted from his twin tickets to immortality, having been gelded as a colt. Still, I’m sure he’s an excellent conversationalist.
Australian authorities are also investigating the possibility of horse rustlers, although the market around Alice Springs for an internationally infamous seven year old gelding who can’t be raced (no papers) or sold would be less than millionaire-making; he’d be worth perhaps 35 cents per pound, meaning about $400.
I’m sure, however, that this case will be solved. Just as soon as OJ Simpson finds the real killers of Shergar.
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