Star Trek inspirational posters

sort of like Despair.com, only outer-spacier.

Logic. Yeah, rilly.

Totally my favorite. Spock was the Linus of the galaxy.

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to war we go

For those about to Iraq…

your summer wardrobe essentials

Oooh, I think I need one of these, to go with my “Old Spice Girl” tee. Ladies and gentlemen (confused gentlemen only, please; no Moobers and Proud allowed!) Defamer presents your long-awaited CafePress Officer SugarTits wear for summer. Thongs available as well, but alas, no “Officer SugarTwat” insignia. Damn narrow, literal-minded cops!

Officer SugarTits, reporting for duty. Headlights on?

The Shebeen Club: The Legend of Gassy Jack August 15th

www.shebeenclub.com

The Elephant Book
The Shebeen Club Presents:
The True Legend of Gassy Jack

When: 7-9pm, Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Where: upstairs @ The Shebeen, Gaoler’s Mews, Gastown

How: reserve @ lorraine.murphyatgmail.com

How Much: $15 to August 12th, door $20; limited to 25
Dinner and a drink are included in admission

What: A special reading of ‘the true legend of Gassy Jack‘ by Vancouver author and artist Robert Chaplin; he will also discuss his new baby, The Elephant Book

Who: For more info contact: lorraine.murphyatgmail.com
The Shebeen Club is very pleased to present local artist and writer Robert Chaplin. Robert will discuss his newly-launched The Elephant Book, and in keeping with the locale, he will recite his creation “The True Legend of Gassy Jack.” Sean Heather just happens to own the original manuscript, tying things up so neatly an editor would blue pencil “too slick” right alongside!

As usual, we will also feature a fine dinner of bangers & mash or pasta, along with a nice glass of wine, beer or pop. Door prizes, literary community announcements, scuttlebutt, and mingling to rival the Algonquin Round Table to follow.

Meet and Mingle 7-7:30
Reading 7:30-8
Elephantine punning and gassy jacking 8-10 (don’t ask/tell)

Hand shadows 101

via both BoingBoing and Fark. Some of these are pretty spiffy. I’m relatively sure I used to have these in a booklet; probably a Girl Guide camping manual of some kind, cuz gawd knows I had all that shit. raincoaster was all about the Girl Guiding, until she got into horses.

Is that Peter Cook?

Mommy, where do statues come from?

 Yet another image censored by Photobucket. Just scroll below it to see the image, from a University plaza. 

Where do you put the epidural?

 Mommy, where do statues come from?

Check that woman’s expression; you’d swear that thing just dropped out of space. Hmmmm, come to think of it, what exactly is she sitting on?

From Hogwild‘s photoroundup of crazy statues, via Fark.