War for Dummies

Attention IDF!!!

From Cold Desert

Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager: Episode 2

EPISODE 3 IS COMING!!! Should be out at the end of August.

SPECIAL THANKS to http://buycostumes.com/ (where we got the awesome Chad Vader costume)

Brought to you by Blame Society Productions. Watch many more of our films on our main website at: http://www.splu.net and also check out http://channel101.com for more shows like this – the unavoidable future of entertainment!

Written and Directed by Aaron Yonda and Matt Sloan
Produced by Courtney Collins (http://courtneycollins.com)
Music – Andrew Yonda (http://buffali.com)
Cinematography – Tona Williams (http://tona.bigbite.org) and John Urban (http://urbanphotoco.com)
Lighting Director – John Urban (http:urbanphotoco.com)
Casting Director – Courtney Collins (http://courtneycollins.com)
Assitant Director – Doug Chapin
Sound Design – John Lee
Sound Technicians – Kathy Fischer and Liberty Karp
Location Supervisor – Amanda Biederman
Editing – Aaron Yonda and Matt Sloan
Special Effects – Aaron Yonda
Audio Mixing – Aaron Yonda

Starring:
Chad – Aaron Yonda
Clint/Voice of Chad – Matt Sloan
Randy – Brad Knight
Lloyd – Rob Matsushita
Clarissa – Christina LaVicka
Tammy – KeaLynn Kees
Tony – Asa Derks
Jeremy Wickstrom – Paul Guse
Angry Customer – Damon Butler
Weird Jimmy – Craig Johnson
Waiter – Doug Reed
With: Cindy Brekken, Casey Brown, Vijay Prabhu Dandamudi, Drew Foerster, Nick Foerster, Kate George, Sindee Kleckner, Collin Klug, Keefe Klug, Jordan Marko, Caiden Melendy, Chris Melendy, Deanna Reed, Ilsa Reed, Laszlo Reed, Justin Sprecher, Marcus Trapp

Filmed on Location at Willy Street Co-op, Madison, WI

Special Thanks to Brendan Smith …

This was actually posted as a link on BoingBoing today, so normally I’d credit them, but I was on this Chad Vader shit within 20 minutes of the first upload, so I’m keeping the credit. But I’ll give them the link cuz I’m sweet like that, yo.

Bullish on Bloodshed

But how can the market be up when everyone's at Bohemian Grove?

From Jesus’ General

I really don’t understand how the market can be up when everyone’s at Bohemian Grove.

And here is an article from the Guardian about the War on Children:

It’s weird, the things that make you feel better in the south of Lebanon, but seven dead instead of 40 gave me a sense of relief.

Then another child was pulled from under the rubble, and another followed, and then another. You go a little crazy when you see little body after little body coming up out of the ground. I looked around me and all I could see in the house was the detritus of their short lives – big plastic bags filled with clothes, milk cans, plastic toys and a baby carriage.

As we walked, jumping from one boulder to the other, Ali said: “My father and mother went with my other brothers and sisters to another town. They said they will come and get me when the bombs stop.”

In the scorching sunshine above, Israeli jets were flying, their sound mixed with that of the drones. Suddenly a thud came from the hills and Ali froze. “They are going to bomb again!” He started to cry. “Why are the Israelis hitting us? Do they hate us? My cousin Mahmoud called me on the phone and he told me that the nuclear bombs are really big. Are they as big as these rockets?” It’s hard to convey quite how shocked, perhaps quite literally shell-shocked – this little boy was. He was almost delusional.

what the hell, Mel?

Mel, man

From Gallery of the Absurd, via Perez.

it’s makeover time, Marie Claire

All hail Gawker, channelling the immortal SPY:

 

Marie Claire makeover, perhaps via Foreign Policy

Note To Every Twenty-Year-Old Whose Grasp Of History Extends No Further Back Than 2004: We are not ripping off Andrew Hearst. We have a tremendous amount of respect for Andrew Hearst and always find his projects witty and humorous, but we’re sure he’d be the first to admit that the magazine cover parody did not originate with him. We are, in fact, ripping off Spy. Thank you for your attention.