petard-hoisting in our time: the Yard arrests top gov’t official

Never forget 

and, apparently, using the post-paranoid age’s patented warrant-less taps and hacking provisions, which Blair‘s own government shoved down the throats of a complacent nation. Whoops, won’t do that again soon, will ya?

The Guardian has a report on the panic at #10:

Yates was the man who authorised the arrest of Ruth Turner, the rather earnest daughter of a theology professor and, more importantly, head of government relations at Number 10, on suspicion of perverting the course of justice. The move has set the government and the Metropolitan Police at war. What began with four police officers banging on the door of Turner‘s flat in Waterloo at dawn now threatens to end in a constitutional standoff, raising fundamental questions about the relationship between politicians and the law.

And more of the same, with bonus “senior government officials interfering with an investigation” here.

Downing street was plunged into a full-scale war with the police yesterday after senior officers hit back at criticism of the way the cash-for-peerages investigation is being handled.

They responded after Cabinet Minister Tessa Jowell expressed bewilderment at the manner in which Ruth Turner, Number 10’s director of devolvement relations, was arrested at home at dawn – while former Home Secretary David Blunkett accused police of ‘theatrics’. Yesterday Scotland Yard made clear its anger at what it sees as undue political pressure. Sir Chris Fox, the former president of the Association of Chief Police Officers who remains close to Scotland Yard, accused political critics of ‘scheming to discredit a very important inquiry’. Chief constables feared a potential threat to police independence, he added.

and, best of all, Iain Dale has the story about how it was the coppers hacking into the computer system at #10 which provided the smoking gun. This would, of course, have been illegal but for the shiny new surveillance measures that have been enacted since The War Against Terror began.

An independent IT expert was then sent in by detectives, with the permission of Downing Street, to look through communications records, it claimed. But the Sunday Telegraph suggested that detectives had obtained high-level permission to “hack” into the IT system remotely…

the 86 rules of boozing, by the world’s greatest experts

From the truly amusing Modern Drunkard magazine, and coming, as all good things do, through the Baby Jebus.

86 rules...you'll be lucky to remember five of them after the third drink...

54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

Cthulhu chandelier

Me waaaaaantssssss. Me wants baaaad.

tentacled glory above, and below nothing but darkness and the gnashing of teeth

Above, there is a blaze of glory
and beneath,
nothing but darkness,
and the gnashing of teeth.

Kewl.

blogging and the short fuse

yeah, what of it?

stolen from Bridlepath.

big boobies on brittle Bunny

This is the Safe For Work view. Arguably-NSFW views are over the jump, including the arguably-NSFW photo of the sculptor. If anyone knows who he is, please let me know. BoingBoing linked to a site featuring the photos, but I’m not comfortable with that site because it makes money featuring unaccredited photos of cool things that someone else obviously uploaded. Every single time I’ve checked this site, it has failed to credit the actual source, and I don’t believe (their disclaimer aside) that this is anything other than systematic and deliberate, so I’m not going to link to them.

But I will feature these pictures, because someone else took them and I’m really interested in finding out who the artist is. James, can you help? This is what they thought would be the answer.

Getting back to the topic “at hand” (*looks down at own sweater*) we present these bizarre, beautiful, yet disturbing images of sex fantasy female dolls with hugely inflated breasts. While there are other sculptures, I thought I’d go with the Playboy Bunny; so iconic, don’t you agree?

PS: she’s wearing a g-string, so technically this is SFW. So there. Phjo For whatever reason, my delete and backspace keys have suddenly stopped working. Oh, this should get interetsting real fast. Now I have to leave the big ugly Photobucket things in place and can only edit through selective use of the Insert key. Wunnerful. (ah, the CUT option works! Yay!)

In any case, here are your boobies:

Playboy SFW

 

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