via the Generator Blog. This Christmas, don’t settle for the same old Santa; build your own, complete with zombie parts, horns, soiled bandages, and all the fixin’s!
Nothing says “Season’s Greetings” like a Sinister Santa! If you just can’t get enough, download some Evil Santa Wallpaper to keep your compy company on those long winter nights.
via Jesus’ General, who is outraged to find himself nominated for a Weblog Award in the “Best Liberal Blog” category. Outrage! They will soon see the error of their ways and reinstate him in the Conservative category, as befits such a manly heteropublican warrior in the fight against Democrats and all they stand for. Like democracy.
In any case, the blogosphere and Fox news are abuzz over this War On Christmas. Captained by a shadowy cabal of nameless lefties, the War On Christmas seeks to eliminate as non-PC this glorious Christian celebration. Well it seems that the evil jihadi masterminds have decided to capitalize on their notoriety by issuing this book on Lulu.com, thus revealing their nefarious scheme to the entire world. Let’s just take a look then, shall we?
The nefarity! The outrageous daring of these secular liberals! Whodathunk Woody Allen,Keith Olbermann et al would be so confrontational? Their shrinks musta put them up to it!
All nefarious lefty plots have a manifesto. It’s the only tradition they’ve ever known.
Ah, Bob Marley. I knew there would be drugs involved somehow. There always are with these lefties!
Bill O’Reilly, our hopes and dreams rest on your broad shoulders.
or latte. Or cappuccino. Or whatever you prefer, as the case may be. We are all ecumenical-like about the caffeinated beverages here on the ol’ raincoaster blog.
Stole this from the mighty, mighty Generator Blog. God knows I’ve tried doing the latte-picture-pour myself, but somehow it always comes out looking like a vagina. Still, popular with a certain segment of the customer base.
heartlessly stolen from PerezHilton. I could have stolen it from Gawker instead, but we don’t need to discuss why I’m not doing that, do we?
As Perez sez, she’s out tranny’d the trannies! I did not think it was possible for the human body to support that much lipglass. Huh: Live and learn.
Which also reminds me that the infamous Tricia Foxx has a new drag show at the Royal Unicorn Cabaret, this fabulously OTT Chinatown nightclub, all red velvet, gold trim, and chainsmoking Oriental gangster types. I have got to get my butt over there and check this show out; all I know at this point is, minimalist it ain’t. So there!
The LEGENDS Cabaret Show entertains every Friday in Historic Chinatown located at the old Mings Show Lounge – 147 East Pender Street – Upstairs. Look alike Divas strut the stage, bringing Pizazz, Comedy, Glamour and Old style Burlesque to delighted audiences.Tickets are $10.00 and partial proceeds always go to a Charity in the Oldtown Areas.Two shows nightly, 10:15 pm and midnite. Everyone welcome. Fully Licensed Venue.Reservations accepted but not required. Please call (778) 329-1981
according to they lion, from whence I stole this and raincoaster, it(the meaning of life)’s in here if you look hard enough. On enough fine spirits; we recommend armagnac.
Many of you believe that pandas are cute. This video will leave you either bitterly disillusioned or more in love with these strange marsupials than ever before. But make no mistake, you will be changed forever.