THE definitive raincoaster quiz

My heart leaped up when my eyes saw this one! Yes, we’ve been quiz-heavy over the past 24 hours it is true, but there exists in this world not the slightest chance that raincoaster was gonna let this one get past her without taking credit where credit is, according to the Quiz Gods, due.

Bow down and worship me, mortals, lest ye be driven to gibbering madness to quench the divine thirst of the Greatest of the Great Old Ones, mighty Cthulhu!

Oooh, there’ll be no living with me after this!

Cthulhu, yo!

You scored as Cthulhu. You are Great Cthulhu! You lay and dream at home (or the beach) most of the time but one day (when the stars are right) you will suddenly have the power to get out there and show the world what youre made of! Lets hope you dont do too much damage……

Cthulhu
80%
Nodens
70%
Yog-Sothoth
70%
Nyarlathotep
65%
Azathoth
65%
Hastur
35%
Shub Niggurath
15%

Which Cthulhu Mythos character/God are you?
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quiz: what kind of literature are you?

momma likes! And again, all too true.

You scored as A classic novel. Almost everyone showers praise upon you for your depth and enduring relevance. According to your acolytes, everything you say is timeless, erudite and meaningful. Of course, none of them actually listen to you. Nobody listens to you at all, but it’s fashionable to claim you as a friend. [not actually true: Iain Dale listens to me, although he will not, apparently, give me another link. I should invoice him!] Fond of obscure words, antiquated notions and libraries, you never have a problem finding someone to hang out with. The fact that they end up using you to balance their kitchen tables is an unfortunate side effect, but you’re used to being used for others’ benefit. Oh the burden of being Great.

A classic novel
89%
A coloring book
75%
A college textbook
71%
A paperback romance novel
50%
Poetry
43%
The back of a froot loops box
32%
An electronics user’s manual
29%

Your Literary Personality
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Britney Spears on Sophocles’ Antigone

Ladies and gentlemen, when I found this from Christies auction house on Defamer I think my brain orgasmed itself to death in a gruesome orgy of fatalistic and absurd self-abuse. Behold Britney Spears‘s junior highschool paper on Sophocles‘ immortal Antigone, foremost among the ancient Greek tragedies and possibly the greatest play ever written.

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Fellow comparative literature major, sister, mine own dear sister, knowest thou what ill there is, of all bequeathed by Alhazred, that Celebrity fulfils not for us while we live? Nothing painful is there, nothing fraught with ruin, no shame, no dishonour, that I have not seen in thy woes and mine.

And now what new edict is this of which they tell, that our Britney hath just published to all y’all? Knowest thou aught? Hast thou heard? Or is it hidden from thee that our pride and dignity are threatened with the doom of our scorned, culturally illiterate foes?

ISMENE

No email of friends, raincoaster, gladsome or painful, hath come to me, since we two sisters were bereft of our degrees, expelled in one day by twofold blow; and since in this last night the blog host hath crashed, know no more, whether my fortune be brighter, or more grievous.

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I knew it well, and therefore sought to bring thee beyond the nosy receptionist, that thou mightest hear alone.

ISMENE

What is it? ‘Tis plain that thou art brooding on some dark tidings.

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Britney Spears got 88%, y’all.

Britney Spears writing on Sophocles' Antigone. The End Times Are Upon Us!

Estimate 500 – 700 U.S. dollars

Lot Description Britney Spears
A page taken from Britney Spears’ junior high school notebook containing her handwritten review of Rex Warner’s translation of Sophocles’ story Antigone, written in black ballpoint pen on either side of the page, Britney’s review annotated by her teacher with corrections to her spelling and comments including …Nice cover Organized Watch your spelling… and Write more neatly and her grade: 88; and a corresponding piece of yellow card decorated with the book’s title Antigone in black felt pen — 12x9in. (30.5×20.8cm.) (2)

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PSA: a Muslim call to action!

Call to action. So...are you acting? Christians and athiests and Jews get to sit this one out. But not Dianic cultists. Nope, pantheists have to send TWO prayer rugs!Liberated in the name of the people (all people, but particularly Canadian Muslims) from Umeda via Eteraz.org.

It’s the right of all people including prisoners to practice their religious faith, but when that faith requires artifacts, books, etc, I can understand the Canadian government’s position that it would be inappropriate for it to supply them; can you imagine the endless fiery debates about different translations, editions, etc? And the government has no place in the temples and churches of the nation, any more than in the bedrooms of the nation.

Muslim prisoners at Lindsay, Ontario‘s maximum security Central East Correctional Centre are going without prayer rugs and Qur’ans because the Muslim community alone among faith communities has failed to provide the prisoners with the requirements of practicing their faith. They’re in a position of doing without or improvising (like using spare sheets as prayer rugs, surely both undignified and uncomfortable). Eteraz and Umeda have issued a call for Muslims to step up and donate. Here is the original request, in an email from the Coordinator of Spiritual & Religious Care in the prison.

Greetings,

    My name is Wayne Moore and I am the Coordinator of Spiritual & Religious Care at Central East Correctional Center, Lindsay Ontario. I am a Christian Minister and it is my responsibility to care for inmates of all faiths. Our department facilitates all religious material and professional religious visitors to inmates in this very large prison.

    It is government policy that faith communities, (Muslim, Christian, etc.) provide appropriate religious materials for inmates who are from their faith group.

    I am sorry to say that the Muslim community is the only group who does not regularly provide us with Holy Writings and other material. We give out thousands of Bibles each year as they are requested. We give out many hundreds of free Christian-based correspondence courses; for Muslims, nothing.

    Through various means I have even appealed to the Council of Imams, without even an answer. We do have an Imam, Mehmet Gul, who comes when he can and has brought a few Qur’ans, which he paid for himself. I know he cannot afford this.

    The Holy Month of Ramadan just ended and I am ashamed to say that most of our Muslim men did not even have a Qur’an to read during the month.

    The local Masjid is well aware of the situation, in the past 3 years, (since the prison opened), they have provided us with 6 Qur’ans

    Here is what we need, in order of priority:

    Qur’ans: We have 40 Muslims right now who need one. About 30% can read Arabic. We have numerous requests each month from inmates who are from other religious backgrounds but would like to read the Qur’an. We could easily use 200 Qur’ans a year, a mixture of Arabic and English (translations). This prison can hold 1,200 people and the turnover is high. A lot of people come and go through this prison in one year.

    Basic information about Islam: Inmate from a Muslim background, but never practiced are unable to even do the basic prayers. We need basic materials that can tell them how to perform Wudu.

    Two months ago, for the first time since this prison opened 3 years ago, a person donated a box of books and pamphlets. These pamphlets included much of the basic information about Islam, The Prophet (pbuh) and Salat.

    This box of books were gone within minutes and numerous Muslims were left without anything. The men who did get some material were very grateful.

    Note: What we CANNOT give out in a government facility (hospitals, senior’s homes and Jails) is any material that degrades any other religion.

    Video Tapes/DVD’s on Islam, The Prophet (pbuh), Salat, Zakat, Hajj, The History of Islam, Conversion process etc.

    Prayer mats. We currently give out extra bed sheets to be used as a prayer mat.

    Anything you can do to help us, or who we can contact would be appreciated by myself and every Muslim inmate in the prison.

    Sincerely,
    Wayne B. Moore
    Coordinator of Spiritual & Religious Care
    Central East Correctional Center
    Lindsay, ON. K9V 4S6
    705 328 6000 x 3058
    wayne.moore at jus.gov.on.ca

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quiz: what horrible Edward Gorey death will you die?

Makes total sense to raincoaster the Squid Queen!

  What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?  

You will be sucked dry by a leech. I’d stay away from swimming holes, and stick to good old cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when your toe scrapes the bottom.
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