flame on…and on…and on…

Today in BoJo Flamewar news, I thought I’d be lazy and post here a comment I made over on Master Cowfish.

Flamewars are contextual. It almost seems at times that everything is, which drives an absolutist like me absolutely crazy sometimes, not that anyone’s noticed.

I throw the pills away when the orderlies aren’t looking.

But I thought this wasn’t a bad notation on flamewars themselves. It’s a pity that nobody I’ve really flamed reads this blog, because they could show you all the scars. I’ll have to dredge up some files when I’m not sleep-deprived.

Flamewar, the score

I think under this scale, the BoJo war started Elevated and immediately dropped back to Guarded. But then Vicus suggested I call him a silly bugger, so god knows where it lies now.

“Enter” at risk, baby!

The thing about the BoJo War is that it could burn my bridges with someone I consider an equal or better. I don’t mind stomping gnats, which I consider most people to be, but flamewars are contextual.

When Trudeau said “Fuddle duddle”, or when he said “Watch me” he was engaging in a flamewar, because it was Parliament, not alt.startrek. I’ve been in the rough and tumble, and it doesn’t bother me for a moment; I consider it recreational.

Why? Because those people, frankly, are inferior and it is high time someone acquainted them with the fact.

For the BoJo war, imagine you were meeting an MP who’d been an award-winning practitioner in your field, someone you’d admired and respected both as a professional and as a human being.

Then imagine going over to his house and telling him to his face that you’d assumed he didn’t have the balls to engage and now you think he doesn’t have the brains.

Context is everything in the Age of Einstein

Innsmouth Realty Inc.

Innsmouth Realty?

 So Gary Larson is a Lovecraft fan? Innnnneresting. Fishy.

Betty and Veronica are all OVER that LiveJournal shit

Betty, Veronica, Friended

from The Only Poetry Blog that Matters

Wow, who knew Betty and Veronica were so sophisticated re: the blogosphere? Bitches. I bet they’ve already Friended Scoble.

hell on earth

from somebody who knows hell:

“The darkest places in Hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.”

–Dante

well, I got my flamewar

RESPECT, sock it to me

Yes, I got the flamewar I’ve been praying for, in the very last place I expected. Yes, it’s a little one-sided (I started it and currently have a bigger word count on that blog than he does) but just think of it as the War on Lebanon of the Northern Blogosphere.

G’wan over and see what it looks like when I fight with Pork and Beans (okay, so I'm a little cranky today!)impassioned reasoning, facts, and the angels instead of my usual bag of tricks.

It feels good, too.

raincoaster:

I didn’t think you had the balls. Now I wonder if you have the brains.

With all due respect, hail Miss Manners, etc: Good lord, man, what have you been smoking?

Okay, almost entirely without my usual bag of tricks.