I got this (sadly unembeddable) quiz from Archie, and it is, let me put this plainly, the fucking shizznit. I mean, how did it know that Carl Philip and I were destined for one another (and who wants to break it to the poor boy?)? I’m looking forward to a royal wedding of my own, very soon. You’re all invited, as long as you’re bringing us something in a bottle for the pressie.
Category Archives: Celebrity
Saturday Night, and the House is Rocking!
Or is that “The Home”?
You may not think you want to click that, but you really, really do, and then you want to look at the audience. When did the Bay City Rollers ever play Victoria, the burb known as “God’s Waiting Room”?
Also, Ann-Margret, you’re darling, but you cannot sing. Please, please stop trying.
Also also, isn’t it time the hipsters revived the plaid-trimmed culottes look? Seriously, let’s make this happen.
To other people.
Speaking of celebrities and other people, here are your Monday gossip links from around the web. Click over the jump for all the juicy linkness.
Star Trek: Lost scene
Funny. I don’t remember the big archery fight in Star Trek.
If shirtless Shatner has whetted your insatiable appetite for celebrity info, click over the jump to see today’s celebrity gossip roundup.
I’m just yanking your chain
You know it. Clown puppets are the absolute definition of creepy evil, and monkey clown puppets? There’s absolutely no word in the English language for the concentrated manifestation of evil which this concept represents. See for yourself:
Need some brain bleach? Here are some Gossip Links of Evil over the jump.
Hump Day Unicorn Chaser: Ellen Page and Scary Unicorn Edition
from retrogasm:
I’ve never seen photos of a happy child on Santa’s lap or the Easter Bunny’s, but a Unicorn makes everyone happy…
Yeah, until he takes his mask off and you realize he’s wearing another under it, and that one is made of human skin…
Need some brainwash? Here is cute little Canuck Ellen Page juggling citrus fruits. In Canada, a grapefruit can marry an orange and then the taxpayers have to pay for their seeds to be planted. It’s true. It’s a FACT.






