Does this make my ass look fat?

Does this make my ass look fat?

The secret is contouring, darlings.

In totally unrelated news, I started a new job last week (Yay! CeleBitchy is one of the very top gossip blogs in the world!) currently on the very leanest kind of part-time because my computer is so crashy and I’m so crushed for time. At last count I was actually working SEVEN part-time jobs, all to get enough money for a laptop, since some of the funding I was counting on to make that happen has failed to materialize. It’s only till the end of the month, but the odds that I will snap and commit recreational homicide are increasing by the day, particularly in relation to those who text me more than five times per day, or telephone me more than twice per day or at all before nine in the morning.

In related news, there are some consolations. Here’s a picture from the inaugural (and highly respectful) post I did for CeleBitchy, Prince Harry remembers on the 5th of November.

Prince Hot Ginge in uniform

The La Pequena Sarah Palin campaign video

How could she possibly have lost, with high-production-value-havin’ videos like this one?

It must be a conspiracy!

Operation Global Media Domination: Thank You, John McCain

Some people are grateful to him for serving his country in a time of war. Some people are grateful to him for the selflessness and courage he showed as a POW. Some people are grateful to him for the way he went to bat for military widows when their pension rights were threatened by Washington. Some people are grateful to him for losing to Barack Obama.

And then there is me.

Can you guess what I’m grateful to him for?

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Why yes, it does give one faith in human nature to see Hawt Young John McCain beating out that grizzled old warhorse Britney’s Sex Tape after all this time. Alas, I sense this is not a trend destined for any longevity whatsoever.

Dismissed, soldier.

Jensen Ackles Performs Eye of the Tiger: The Greatest YouTube Video of All Time

Yes. It is the year of the eye of the tiger; better late than never. I defy you to find anything, anywhere, as awesome as the power of this video of Jensen Ackles lip-synching to that great Eighties classic, Eye of the Tiger.


You can skip to about 3:40 to avoid all the blahblah

Lyrics, in case you should want to synch or swim along:

Eye of the Tiger

Risin’ up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I’m back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

Chorus:
It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the cream of the fight
Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he’s watchin’ us all in the eye of the tiger

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin’ tough, stayin’ hungry
They stack the odds ’til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

chorus

Risin’ up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I’m not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

chorus

The eye of the tiger (repeats out)…

Bill Gates is a Complete Dick

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