Category Archives: Christianity

evil Santa generator

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Evil Santavia the Generator Blog. This Christmas, don’t settle for the same old Santa; build your own, complete with zombie parts, horns, soiled bandages, and all the fixin’s!

Nothing says “Season’s Greetings” like a Sinister Santa! If you just can’t get enough, download some Evil Santa Wallpaper to keep your compy company on those long winter nights.

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pigs vs Santa

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A black Christmas comedy.

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the jihadi manual of the War On Christmas

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via Jesus’ General, who is outraged to find himself nominated for a Weblog Award in the “Best Liberal Blog” category. Outrage! They will soon see the error of their ways and reinstate him in the Conservative category, as befits such a manly heteropublican warrior in the fight against Democrats and all they stand for. Like democracy.

In any case, the blogosphere and Fox news are abuzz over this War On Christmas. Captained by a shadowy cabal of nameless lefties, the War On Christmas seeks to eliminate as non-PC this glorious Christian celebration. Well it seems that the evil jihadi masterminds have decided to capitalize on their notoriety by issuing this book on Lulu.com, thus revealing their nefarious scheme to the entire world. Let’s just take a look then, shall we?

The War On Christmas cover page

The nefarity! The outrageous daring of these secular liberals! Whodathunk Woody Allen, Keith Olbermann et al would be so confrontational? Their shrinks musta put them up to it!

War Against Christmas manifesto

All nefarious lefty plots have a manifesto. It’s the only tradition they’ve ever known.

a sample plot!

Ah, Bob Marley. I knew there would be drugs involved somehow. There always are with these lefties!

Bill O’Reilly, our hopes and dreams rest on your broad shoulders.

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Christmas vid o’ the year: the 12 Days of Janice Dickinson

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heartlessly stolen from PerezHilton. I could have stolen it from Gawker instead, but we don’t need to discuss why I’m not doing that, do we?

As Perez sez, she’s out tranny’d the trannies! I did not think it was possible for the human body to support that much lipglass. Huh: Live and learn.

Which also reminds me that the infamous Tricia Foxx has a new drag show at the Royal Unicorn Cabaret, this fabulously OTT Chinatown nightclub, all red velvet, gold trim, and chainsmoking Oriental gangster types. I have got to get my butt over there and check this show out; all I know at this point is, minimalist it ain’t. So there!

Tricia Foxx and her cabinet of curiosities!

The LEGENDS Cabaret Show entertains every Friday in Historic Chinatown located at the old Mings Show Lounge – 147 East Pender Street – Upstairs. Look alike Divas strut the stage, bringing Pizazz, Comedy, Glamour and Old style Burlesque to delighted audiences.Tickets are $10.00 and partial proceeds always go to a Charity in the Oldtown Areas.Two shows nightly, 10:15 pm and midnite. Everyone welcome. Fully Licensed Venue.Reservations accepted but not required. Please call (778) 329-1981

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A Merry Christmasolstikwaneidmukuh Card from raincoaster

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Evil Elf, yoHappy Whateveryoucelebrate! I have at last given up the search for cards that actually say “Merry Christmas” as there aren’t any. Either I’ll dig out the ones my mother left when she died 20 years ago, or I’ll just give in to ecumenicism, although it is extremely unnatural and does not in the least express my own, highly dictatorial Christmas-snob impulses.

In the meantime, I made you a card. Check it out; looks like I was wrong all these years. I actually CAN dance! Of course, to preserve my precious blogging anonymity I’ve left my mask in place. Stolen from PerezHilton, who also has some pretty fine moves, but then, he’s Cuban.

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