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Category Archives: computers
Operation Global Media Domination: Technorati: for all your “faith in civilization” needs
Seriously. I never thought of reaffirming my faith in human nature by checking Technorati (particularly as it refuses to promote me from 18,694th place) but this, actually, is heartening:
Top Searches
Really, it’s most uplifting. Sure, we’ve got a titty model, a mindless entertainment site, a closeted neo-Gospel singer, a computer, a mindless hookup and boast site, the sound you make when swallowing a too-big vitamin pill, and a popular kind of canned beans, but then we also have, in the top ten blog searches in the world at this time, one of the greatest newly-dead philosophers in the world.
Now, if I only knew what Joost was…is it a Tang substitute?
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technical difficulties: please do not adjust the ol’ raincoaster blog, please just learn to deal with it and move on
Sorry folks, our standard operating procedures here at the ol’ raincoaster blog, wherein our armies of tiny elf reporters surf the farthest tubes of the internets in search of edutainment of suitable refinement for your rarified sensibilities, have had something of a critical collapse in the past 24 hours.
Normal service will be restored shortly. Oh who am I kidding: we’ve never been normal!
don’t copy that floppy!
Don’t even THINK about it. Or you’ll be pwned by this cheezy, early Nineties Arsenio Hall impersonator and his ridonkulous DRM rap.
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the dreaded Blue Screen of Cthulhu
Whenever you see this, the unspeakable Blue Screen of Cthulhu, be sure to place an immediate call to Yog Sysop.
Fortunately, there’s a way to protect your vulnerable computer from infection by rogue shoggoths, atavistic aquatic DNA manifestations, pesky lone wolf journalists, interfering Ivy League professors, and other catastrophic events which interfere with the normal day-to-day operations of your Cthulhu Cultists.
Yes, it’s Shub Niggurath Systemworks:
– AntiVirus to protect your system from infection once Cthulhu has his way with it.
– CrashGuard prevents the Blue Screen Of Cthulhu.
– Cleansweep clears away all those nasty, unwanted system shoggoths.
– Web Services helps with any problems you may have with Yog Sysop.
Comes in yellow sign colored packaging.
What are you waiting for? Get off your f’tagn ass,
and go buy. . .
Shub Niggurath Systemworks 2000
Your system, and your very soul, just mind[sic?] depend on it.
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