quiz: how many cannibals could your body feed?

I’m so lazy I’m seriously considering this instead of a proper dinner party. WAY less work!

How many cannibals could your body feed?
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There is also this, in case they weren’t cannibals but zombies. Remember, no matter how cute they are, DO NOT FEED THE ZOMBIES!

How Long Could You Survive Trapped In Your Own Home?
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Stolen from iubika who asked a question in the forum.

Future’s so bright, I gotta wear Spectrespecs

Go on. Click the Atene button. You know you want to.

CHARO! Espana Cani! The New Single!

CAN!

YOU!

TELL!

I’M!

EXCITED?

God, could I possibly love Charo more? No, no I could not.

Here’s a slideshow of images from her live show in Laughlin (and WHY is she not headlining Vegas, baby?) to the accompaniment of her gorgeous flamenco guitar. Remember, however hootchie she may be, she’s a talented hoochie!

The Gossip Blogging Industry Summed Up in One Sentence

Superstar Hits!

Superstar Hits!

From WebstersIsMyBitch:

I’ve been hard on Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon for a few months now because those assholes don’t make sex tapes, don’t cheat, don’t drink to excess in public, and don’t murder people, which makes my job a lot more difficult.

Precisely. This is why people with their shit together can make great actors, but lousy celebrities. THIS is the true Amy Winehouse Principle.

I have a theory that when someone recognizes your work before your face, you’re an artist; when someone recognizes your face before your work, you’re a celebrity. This came to me one day when I passed BB King‘s tour bus and said to my friend “I don’t think I even know what BB King looks like” and I didn’t notice BB King standing right there because, you see, I didn’t know what he looked like.

Sorry, BB. All you had to do was play a note and I’d have genuflected. BB King and Bono are perfect examples of each side of this equation, although they are equally talented.

So that’s what they’re saying!

All damn day! and all damn night!

I should have bought a shotgun for my birthday pressie.

Married To The Sea
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