Sad Clowns

The Sad Clown

I’m on cold medicine, stoned to the gills, so bear with me here.b Just filli in the blanks like a Choose Your Own Sad Scary Nekkid Clown ADFdventure.

black velvet sad/scary clown gallery

Clowns get naked for charity calendar

Something, John Wayne CGacy, something Emmet Kelly, something Jodie Foster no that’s too far I take the Jodie back, drag queen, xclowqn fetish, clown photbia okay, duty done I’m outta here.

so I did FaceMyManga

Yes, I Faced My Manga, just like everyone else on Earth, and I shall never be the same.

BEHOLD!

Uncle Cthulhu

oh noes!

Married To The Sea

Still on vacation, and feel this way myself. Dear god, when are they going to adapt the insulin pump for caffeine????

He had it coming!

Married To The Sea

Little Gordon Ramsay

Awwwww, isn’t Little Gordon here adorable? A chip off the old blockhead! If Cthulhu and I ever had a love/hatefuck child, he’d turn out just like this, I’m sure.

You can watch all three videos over at TeenyManolo, yo.