I have no faith that there will be a ceasefire along the Lebanon/Israel border any time soon. On the assumption that there may be one, someday, and that Canadians will be involved (because that’s what we do, so we generally are) I am posting this handy-dandy image for easy printing out and pasting on any outerwear, backpacks, footwear, transportation, or exposed skin.

Please note the Terms of Service and Warning:

If such stickers are found adorning an American of any race, colour or creed (sorry, “color”, my mistake) said American will be taken out behind the chicken coop, tied down, and forced to listen to Bruce Cockburn, Buffy Ste. Marie, and Joni Mitchell until he is dead.

Okay, maybe not you, George.

But you’d better marry me just to make it legal.

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Hello? Hello?