As soon as you see the gem sweater, you know it’s gonna get weird.
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Category Archives: Entertainment
over Anna Nicole’s dead body: hawt Howard K Stern and Larry Birkhead slash!
Yep, this story has officially jumped the shark. From Defamer comes the prescription drug and Slim Fast buzz busting news that some twisted and damned soul out there has taken it upon his/her/its self to serve the needs of the golddigging babydaddy porn community and produce this little masterpiece(of shit).
Enjoy?
Howard K. Stern kept staring at lLarry until Larry became very
uncomfortable. “What are you looking at, punkhead?” Larry yelled out
towards Howard’s direction. “I am looking at a man I would llove to see
naked,” Howard answered aggressively. Larry thought Howard was joking so he
made no further comment.Howard added, “So, what do you say? Like to strip for me, loverboy? I bet
I am bigger than you?” Larry felt challenged, even though he was the
shorter of the two.“I am bigger than you,” Larry churped.
Yes, it really is shocking. Stuff like that should never be posted to the internet; this was just completely irresponsible and offensive and there is no excuse for it. Someone should be arrested!
For the spelling.
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Forrest Whitaker’s Oscar Speech
Thank god for YouTube; they reduced a possible four hours of marketing-saturated, passive boredom and bitchily self-indulgent fashion criticism into five minutes of clicking through “Forrest Whitaker” search results and two minutes of the most inspiring Hollywood speech of the last twenty years.
Sorry for the dickwad blathering right over the most important line; it seems that Oscar is a very controlling sort and has sent most of the video captures to the great bit bucket in the sky, where no doubt Lucy and Ricky are enjoying the bit where Helen Mirren performed “Borat” at this very moment.
Alas, YouTube is TheirTube and they have had this video killed. Found another for now.
The transcript still works, though!
Transcript over the jump
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Mooseball!!!
See, North Americans love soccer too! We just play it differently.
The funniest thing about this video is the way the moose gets so pissed off when the ball gets caught in a shrub. You just know that as he stomped away he was cursing that shrub and muttering moorosely.
via Defamer, the Hollywood Gossip site. And no, I don’t know why they went with this when they could have posted Helen Mirren reading lines from Borat, but oh well.
Webjunk, from whence Defamer stole it, has helpfully provided a translation of the anguished dog’s commentary.
“You are ruining my life. Stop it stop it!!! Why? This is all I have. Oh sh*t, dude you are stepping on my tail. Oh – that’s better. Hey Moose, stop. Please, that has my scent on it. Make him stop, I will never leave it outside again. Kill me. Kill me. Why?”
That said, we are huge dog lovers (no, we are not Korean) and we find this hilarious. Is it because the pain is so real?
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Star Trek Nerdgasm: Kirk, Spock and Bones 2.0 cast?
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, nerds and nerdettes, and geeks of … well, geeks are genderless:
we at the ol’ raincoaster blog have an announcement to make. We know who will play Kirk, Spock and McCoy in the new Star Trek XI film.
It’s. Matt. Damon. As. Captain. James. Tiberius. Kirk.
Naturally, Adrian Brody is the logical choice for Mr. Spock of Vulcan, a man with far too much innate dignity to allow himself to be referred to by a euphemism for a bathroom function.
“Dammit, Jim, I’m Gary Sinese, not a necrophiliac with a badge!”
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