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A Merry Christmasolstikwaneidmukuh Card from raincoaster

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Evil Elf, yoHappy Whateveryoucelebrate! I have at last given up the search for cards that actually say “Merry Christmas” as there aren’t any. Either I’ll dig out the ones my mother left when she died 20 years ago, or I’ll just give in to ecumenicism, although it is extremely unnatural and does not in the least express my own, highly dictatorial Christmas-snob impulses.

In the meantime, I made you a card. Check it out; looks like I was wrong all these years. I actually CAN dance! Of course, to preserve my precious blogging anonymity I’ve left my mask in place. Stolen from PerezHilton, who also has some pretty fine moves, but then, he’s Cuban.

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the meaning of life

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according to they lion, from whence I stole this and raincoaster, it(the meaning of life)’s in here if you look hard enough. On enough fine spirits; we recommend armagnac.

Many of you believe that pandas are cute. This video will leave you either bitterly disillusioned or more in love with these strange marsupials than ever before. But make no mistake, you will be changed forever.

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can I whore it out or what?

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I know what you want, baby. And you want Charo; I am here for you, bitch. We are all about YOU on the ol’ raincoaster blog, despite Gawker‘s attempts to claim we are all about the we me. Perish the thought!

So here’s one from the raincoaster archive (because Charo herself apparently pulled the post of her leading the Macarena on Fantasy Island that I wanted to post), but it bears repeating. Particularly when Chris is making up rules on the fly to ensure I will only return to Gawker after a 3 day commenter death. Gee, if only there were a hyperbolically egotistical parallel I could draw with that…

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Chinatown en Francais

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Chinese chef could kick Iron Chef's ass!

via Metro‘s suggestion in this post. I thought the song was good enough to be made available to more than just the Quebecois and the Okanaugainous.

[odeo=http://odeo.com/audio/3660513/view]

Beau Dommage

Un soir d’hiver dans Chinatown
On s’est promené devant les vitrines
On a trouvé un magasin qui sentait l’orient

On a marché toute la soirée
Tes bottes te faisaient mal aux pieds
Les vieux Chinois nous regardait
Nous autres, on souriait

 

La première neige est tombée sur le Chinatown
Les rues sont glissantes, y a un accident
Au coin de St-Hubert et Jean Talon

 

Dans l’escalier de ton appartement
Ta main cherchait ta clé en tremblant
Les voisins d’à côté criaient
Tout d’suite on est entré

 

Dans ta chambre on n’a rien allumé
Par la fenêtre on voyait la neige tomber
Tu m’as d’mander combien de temps l’hiver allait durer

 

La première neige est tombée sur le Chinatown
Au coin du boulevard pis la 22-ème
Y’on trouvé un char abandonné

 

Un soir d’hiver dans Chinatown
On s’est promené devant les vitrines
Le lendemain la neige avait disparu, le lendemain la neige
Le lendemain la neige avait disparu, le lendemain la neige
Le lendemain la neige, le lendemain la neige…

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Hot Fuzz: the trailer

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All you need to know is:

From the team that brought you Shaun of the Dead…

via the elegantly-named Flabber