What could be more perfect? It’s Christian Bale‘s pottymouthed rant from last summer, remixed and set to a bouncy dance beat. Positively Beyonce-worthy! Click and enjoy, but make sure your boss is either not around or stone deaf first!
via thelondonblog
If, by chance, you can’t stop till you get enough, there’s another one with original lyrics at HolyMoly.
Create your very own episode of Star Trek with this handy-dandy chart from io9 which makes explicit that which astute fans will have long suspected: that if there’s antique furniture around, you will dance for the ambiguously gay god’s amusement.
Also, the correct spelling of the “red alert sound.”
Star Trek Plot Chart
Yes, boys and girls, it’s our old favorite Brian Atene back with another masterwork. This simple, thirty-second video, entitled “Do You Wish It?” may be, nay, IS, the most powerful motivational talk in all of recorded YouTube.
Pour yourself a tumbler of something bracing, keep the Kleenex handy, and set phasers to awesome!
Motown records brought black music by black musicians into the mainstream, and changed American culture forever. If you’d like a serious analysis of that, please go here. You know I ain’t got time for that shit.
Instead, I’d like to present two videos choreographed by very, very white people, and mashed up with some very, very black (although not Motown, it must be said, and indeed it WOULD have been said, had I not just said it myself, thus inocculating this blog against those so-called sayers and their nastily truthful accusations, now where was I?) music.
Bob Fosse‘s Mexican Breakfast featuring Gwen Verdon: original here. Unaccredited, vulgar ripoff by Beyonce here. More amusing version of same here. Walk It Out, Fosse version below:
And here is something that could only be made even whiter by the addition of Soulja Boy: Tappercize!
mashup from EverythingIsTerrible
Well, this is interesting. Okay, it’s not: it’s just weird and hilarious, both inadvertently AND advertently. And filthy.
So you know why it’s here.
via Irina Slutsky
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