Kinky Koalas in Christmas display

A koala bear peep show in a store’s Christmas display? Another featuring an animatronic platypus administering a hand job to a recumbent wombat?

Dese Australians, dey are crazeeeey!

From the Herald Sun, via (who else?) Fark.

EYEBROWS were raised outside the Myer Christmas windows in Melbourne when a platypus appeared to be intimately involved with a wombat.

A malfunction was the cause of the accidental and unfortunate positioning of the two characters in this year’s Christmas windows titled Wombat Devine.

But window watchers in attendance did not know about the mistake for some time and many were quite surprised by what they saw.

“I don’t know what to think,” said a mother of four.

“They look like they are… involved.”

And in another window, eagle-eyed bestiality fans noted the following koala-on-koala-gimp action.

NSFW, if you W with koala bears all day.

Myer stores in Sydney may be closing the toilets to stop homo activity, but their Melbourne counterparts are putting it in their windows for all the world to see!! Check out these cute little blighters in this years X-mas window display!

In England, though, they call this dogging…hmmm, wonder why? They had Jordan turn on the Oxford Street Chrismas lights this year (among other things) which rather sets the tone, so it stands to reason that somewhere in the festive decorations lurks a cunningly disguised display of canine kink.

Pictures can be forwarded to the address in the top right-hand corner, please.

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t-shirt o’ the day: KKKramer!

This is great: Michael Richards has probably been wishing he was famous enough to have his own t-shirts for at least a decade!

And now he does: the KKKramer KKKommemorative shirt. Does it come in brown? Order yours today! From T Shirt Hell, via Perez Hilton.

KKKramer shirt

 

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Eva Longoria’s wishes for the holiday season

stolen from Defamer, who has the background material, should you be all concerned about that. But somehow we think you’ll be more concerned with adapting this to your new computer wallpaper, at least until your wife finds it.

Eva Longoria's holiday wishes

lessons from a Japanese chopstick master

“Ah, Grasshopper, when you can snatch the chopsticks from my hand…”

Learn how to use Chopsticks from a Japanese Chopstick Master!!!

Lesson 1: How to split apart those cheap wooden chopsticks
Lesson 2: How to eat Japanese soba noodles
Lesson 3: How to eat a McDonald’s Cheeseburger

Great, now I’m hungry. Anybody know a good noodle place around here?