Remember the A Team? Of course you do! Now meet the B Team: Mr. T, Simon Cowell, the Olsen Twins, KFed, and Britney team up to solve the case of Nicole‘s stolen cellphone! Popozao, y’all!
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Category Archives: Fans
cartoon o’ the day: Cathy remixed
from Squid vs Unicorn, via Gawker, from whence I am not banned. Did I mention that?
question o’ the day
What does a commenter have to do to get banned around here?
Geez, I thought it was a lock!
Christopher Walken in Hairspray; words fail me
blame it on Defamer. I’ll be scrubbing my eyes out with bleach!
Had you told us a photo would emerge from the set of Hairspray, currently shooting in Toronto, whose monstrous, bouffant-laden imagery could haunt our dreams more than this one, we likely would have thought you had been huffing on a paper bag full of Aqua Net. Of course, we hadn’t yet laid eyes on this portrait of Christopher Walken, whom we can best surmise plays the movie’s elderly, withered drag queen, pictured positively beaming as he takes in what will likely be one of his final few gay pride parades. We imagine it should be a week or so before flashbacks to drooping sock-garters on a pair of spindly, pallid calves fail to rouse us from our slumber in trembling nightsweats.
things I have not found blogworthy recently
And here I thought I wasn’t jaded. 
- the naked guy in the park on the night of the last full moon, who came out of the bushes to admire Hermione’s very snazzy blue scooter, but had to go back in shortly to protect his … I think it was a pot of gold?…something like that…from the “scary people you get around here.”
- the contents of the grille around the base of a small maple tree on the sidewalk in Chinatown: eight cigarette butts, three needles, one syringe, several Chinese candy wrappers, three old lottery tickets.
- the contents of the grille around the base of a small maple tree in Yaletown: eight cigarette butts, six with lipstick, and one Champagne cork.
- the time we all had to evacuate the bus when the guy who had been talking about Dostoyevsky got up to give his seat to a woman with a baby and a rig fell out of his pocket.
- the fact that the next vehicle with which I interacted was a Lamborghini, which made it all better.
- the fact that the amazing healing powers of the Lamborghini have previously been unreported.
- the peculiar incident of the dog in the night-time. And Nina. And the homeless guys. Long story…some other time, perhaps.
- the fact that every Segway ever made turns out to be disastrously faulty and dangerous, so the Segway‘s been recalled. Just like the US 2004 election…oh, wait…
raincoaster 