re: wearing low-cut dresses:
Be careful when you wipe off the sweat. The normal rules do not apply.
Well, they apply. But people will stare. And then they will ask you for drinks.
I post this in case I forget. I got about three steps past the Alberni Street Liquor Store when some guy offered, “Brewsi?”
I walked past.
“That’s okay,” he said. “I’m a snob, myself.”
This is what Nine Inch Nails‘s Starfuckers, Incorporated looked like in 1967, performed by The Monkees.
It looked pretty good, actually.
I have to say, the combination of YouTube pixillation and psychedelic staging is a marriage made in Heaven, or at least in Malibu. I actually have this album (Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn and Jones Ltd
And for those of you who may have, in some misguided and doubtless drunken stupor, expressed skepticism regarding the talent of the great Mike Nesmith, listen to this song: Mary, Mary, which Paul Butterfield called a great white soul song. He was right.
and yes, I know the video is out of synch with the audio.
Doesn’t mean your ears don’t work, right?
A little monologue for your Tuesday. I meant to post this yesterday for alliteration’s sake, but those pesky technical issues got in the way.
It’s true! Beloved Time Lord The Doctor (Mk. 10) (which would make an excellent rapper name, come to think of it; no, really, it would. admit it) is sleeping with his own daughter!
In two different ways!
No, he hasn’t been studying that chicken ad. David Tennant, who plays the tenth incarnation of The Doctor on the BBC series Doctor Who, is bonking the woman who plays Jenny, his daughter on the series.
Jenny. Funny name for a Gallifreyan. Honestly, what were her parents thinking?
Georgia Moffett, the actress who plays Jenny, is the daughter of Peter Davison, who played the hottest Doctor, the fifth incarnation.
Don’t they know? The streams must not cross. Worlds must not collide! The Matrix must not be corrupted. Really, no matter what space-time continuum you’re looking at, this is pretty sick and twisted stuff.
Are we sure they’re not all from West Virginia?
Yep, looks like every able-bodied military person in the US must be overseas, because NASA has apparently turned to imaginary American Buzz Lightyear for their next mission.
Real American and real hero Buzz Aldrin is his mentor.
O, how the mighty have fallen.
There’s a clue to the motivation for this travesty in the YouTube info:
Veteran astronaut Buzz Aldrin mentors Buzz Lightyear, co-star of the Disney-Pixar Toy Story films. Buzz (the toy) is headed to the International Space Station aboard Space Shuttle Discovery to commemorate the opening of “Toy Story Mania!” at Walt Disney World Resort in Florida and Disneyland Resort in California.
I wonder how many zeros Buzz Aldrin got for his dignity.
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